1967 MOTHERS LONELY GIRL / MOTHER PEOPLE VERVE DISC JOCKEY PROMO 7" FRANK ZAPPA

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NOVEMBER 20TH 1967 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - LONELY LITTLE GIRL / MOTHER PEOPLE - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM VERVE SPECIAL DISC JOCKEY - - YEAH, IT'S TRUE THAT THERE'S NO DIRTY WORDS, BUT THE MUSIC, THE ACTUAL NOTES THEMSELVES ARE DIRTY, AND FRANK JUST BLATANTLY SHOVES THEM RIGHT INTO EACH GAPING, STEAMING, EVER WIDENING MEASURE - SO I'M JUST TRYING TO UNLOA, ERRR, I MEAN PASS THIS ON TO SOMEBODY WHO LIKES THIS KIND OF CRUD - VERVE SPECIAL DISC JOCKEY RECORDS - VK-10570 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS IF YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE - OK LARRY?    

WHEN YOU BUY CAR INSURANCE, YOU BUY IT FROM SOME COMPANY THAT SPENDS MILLIONS ON STUPID TV COMMERCIALS, IT'S WHAT YEZ DO. WHEN YOU BUY FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED CRUD, YOU BUY IT FROM REV. A. WEST, BECAUSE YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

REV. A. WEST, BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS.   

NOW THE FIRST THING I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT ABOUT THIS SINGLE, DUE TO THE PROBABILITY THAT ANYBODY WHO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING IT JUST MIGHT BE A GEEZER WITH BAD EYESIGHT, IS THAT THERE'S SOME DISCOLORATION OF THE LABELS. , HOWEVER, THAT DISCOLORATION DIDN'T AFFECT THE PLAY OF EITHER SIDE AT ALL BECAUSE BOTH SIDES SOUNDED GREAT, GOOD AND LOUD WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP, THAT AMPLIFIES THE S*HT OUT OF EVERYTHING ANYWAY. JUST A LITTLE LIGHT SURFACE NOISE IN PLACES BUT NOT CONSTANT, AND ABSOLUTELY NO CLICKS, NO POPS, NO SKIPS. THAT BRINGS TO KIND ANOTHER POINT I'D LIKE TO MAKE ABOUT SOME PEOPLE WHO SIGHT GRADE RECORDS AND WOULDN'T KNOW A RECORD IF IT JUMPED UP AND BIT THEIR CAVERNOUS BEHINDS ANYWAY. HOW MANY OF THOSE SCHMUCKS CAN SEE ANYWAY? THAT MIGHT BE WHY ALL OF THOSE M- RECORDS ARRIVE WITH CRATERS THE SIZE OF URANUS.VISUALLY, HOLDING MY NASAL APPENDAGE OVER BOTH SIDES WHILE MOVING EM' 'ROUND N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, THERE'S SOME SMALL SCUFFS, BUT NOT MANY AND MUCH LESS THAN THAT ON THE MOTHER PEOPLE SIDE. LIKE I SAID, BOTH SIDES PLAY GOOD 'N LOUD. THE RECORD WILL ARRIVE WITH A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF SLEEVE . BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY IT BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONITE, I'LL GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

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HEY LARRY, STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL YEZ PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO SO TONITE SO CHECK OUT MY FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, STEVE VAI, , CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, PLUS SOME COOL MARYLAND ARTISTS SUCH AS ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MICHAEL FATH AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT 'N FRESH, AND THE MUFFINS IN THERE JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?