1969 EVENING W/ WILD MAN FISCHER USA REPRISE LABEL SAID NOT TO EXIST FRANK ZAPPA

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED ON APRIL 4TH 1969 - LAWRENCE WAYNE "WILD MAN" FISCHER - AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER - 12" VINYL RECORD - RARE 2 LP SET WHICH ACCORDING TO GREG RUSSO'S BOOK "COSMIK DEBRIS: THE COLLECTED HISTORY AND IMPROVISATIONS OF FRANK ZAPPA" DOESN'T EXIST, BUT HERE IT IS - NOBODY THOUGHT THAT THIS 2 LP SET WAS EVER REISSUED DUE TO LESS THAN DELIGHTFUL SALES ORIGINALLY IN 1969 - THIS 2 LP SET WAS RELEASED BY FRANK ZAPPA IN THE U.S.A. , ON FRANK'S BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABEL - HOWEVER, IN THE U.K. IT WAS RELEASED ON THE REPRISE RECORDS TRI-COLOR LABELS, AND THAT'S THE ONLY TWO COUNTRIES THAT EVER RELEASED THIS ALBUM TO MY KNOWLEDGE - AS I HAD MENTIONED TO YO' BEHINDS IT DIDN'T SELL VERY WELL - BUT SINCE THAT TIME HE HAS BECOME A CULT CLASSIC AND THOUGH NEVER REISSUED ON VINYL - - SO APPARENTLY WARNER BROS. RECORDS DECIDED TO REISSUE THIS NOW CULT CLASSIC ALBUM, AND I'D BET NEVER TOLD FRANK AND LARRY ABOUT IT - ANYWAY, THIS IS THE FAMOUS FIRST WILD MAN FISCHER ALBUM PRODUCED AND RELEASED BY FRANK ZAPPA FOR LARRY SAID NOT TO EXIST REISSUE - YOU CAN HEAR FRANK TALKING TO LARRY ON THIS RECORD AND EVEN SOME OF THE SONGS INCLUDE MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS FROM SOME OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ALSO AS FAR AS THE RECORDS ARE CONCERNED, THEY'RE PROBABLY THE BEST QUALITY EXAMPLE OF AN EVENING WITH WILD MN FISCHER, WHICH OF COURSE MIGHT BE THE RESULT OF THEM BEING RELEASED LATER AND NOT MANY PEOPLE WHO HAD EVER PLAYED BOTH RECORDS EVER DECIDED TO PLAY THEM AGAIN -AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, I'VE ALSO INCLUDED A PHOTO COPY  OF A PROMO PHOTO OF LARRY THAT HAD ONLY BEEN INCLUDED IN A VERY FEW OF THIS ALBUM'S WHITE LABEL PROMO VERSION ALBUMS - INCLUDES THE AFORE-MENTIONED ORIGINAL 70'S PAPER INNER SLEEVES - REPRISE RECORDS STEAMBOAT TAN LABELS - 2XS 6332 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS, I KNOW THE REAL LARRY WOULDA' WANTED TO AND UPON DISCOVERY SCREAMED ABOUT NOT GETTING AID ANY ROYALITIES- OK LARRY?

SO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THIS ITEM WITHOUT SITTING HOME ALL DAY WITH YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE STUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN WAITING FOR SOME AUCTION TO END. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OUTBID BY SOME POTATO HEAD IN IDAHO. BESIDES, IT'S A VERY NICE QUALITY 2 LP SET FOR SOME NICE GIRL OR BOY. HEY, HOW 'BOUT YOU?

SIDE ONE: THE BASIC FISCHER, - MERRY-GO-ROUND - NEW KIND OF SONGS FOR SALE - I'M NOT SHY ANYMORE! - ARE YOU FROM CLOVIS? - THE MADNESS & ECSTASY.

SIDE TWO: LARRY'S SONGS, WHICH WAY DID THE FREAKS GO? - I'M WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF NARCOTICS - THE LEAVES ARE FALLING - 85 TIMES - COPS & ROBBERS - MONKEYS VERSUS DONKEYS - START LIFE OVER AGAIN - THE MOPE - LIFE BRAND NEW - WHO DID IT JOHNNY? - THINK OF ME WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE OFF - TAGGY LEE - RHONDA - I LOOKED AROUND YOU - JENNIFER JONES.

SIDE THREE: SOME HISTORICAL NOTES, THE TASTER - THE STORY OF THE TASTER - THE ROCKET ROCK - THE ROCKET ROCK EXPLANATION & DIALOG - DREAM GIRL - DREAM GIRL EXPLANATION - SERRANO BEACH - SUCCESS WILL NOT MAKE ME HAPPY - WILD MAN ON THE STRIP AGAIN.

SIDE FOUR: IN CONCLUSION, WHY I AM NORMAL - THE WILD MAN FISCHER STORY - BALLING ISN'T EVERYTHING - UGLY BEAUTIFUL GIRL - LARRY & HIS GUITAR - CIRCLE - LARRY UNDER PRESSURE.

I HEARD LARRY CROAKED IN LOS ANGELES OF A HEART ATTACK AND IS CURRENTLY ON THAT BIG MERRY-GO-ROUND IN THE SKY.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER. SOME RING WEAR ON THE BACK AS IS ALWAYS THE CASE WITH THIS COVER AND SOME LIGHT WEAR ON THE FRONT. INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD THERE'S A LITTLE VERY LIGHT YELLOWING IN VERY FEW PLACES WHERE THERE'S A WHITE BACKGROUND. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO, NO, NO, NO. NO .

BOTH RECORDS LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND PLAY GREAT WHEN I PLAYED ALL FOUR SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . HEY, MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH THIS 2 LP SET BECAUSE LARRY DIDN'T HAVE MANY IF ANY GROUPIES. BUT NOW DIG THIS: AFTER LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED ALL FOUR SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS THERE WERE ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES OR EVEN ANY PAPER SCUFFS ON SIDES 1, 2 AND 3, AND I FOUND ONLY ONE MICROSCOPIC SCUFF ON SIDE FOUR THAT YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD THAT SIDE OF THE RECORD AT THE CORRECT ANGLE UNDER A LIGHT TO EVEN SEE. LABELS LOOK GREAT. SOME BEAUTIFUL RECORDS HERE . THE RECORDS COME WITH THE AFORE-MENTIONED ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVES WHICH HAVE SOME WRINKLES AND A FEW SMALL SEAM SPLITS IN SOME CENTERS OF SEAMS. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO STORE THESE BEAUTIFUL RECORDS BACK IN THEIR ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVES DUE TO THE FACT THAT BOTH RECORDS INCLUDE A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT....., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE PHOTO OF WILD MAN FISCHER IS JUST A PHOTO COPY THAT I'VE INCLUDED WITH THIS ALBUM AND WAS ONLY INCLUDED IN A VERY FEW WHITE LABEL PROMO RELEASES OF THIS 2 LP SET, AND OUT OF THE MAYBE 10 WHITE LABEL PROMO COPIES OF THIS LP I'VE EVER FOUND IN MY OBSESSIVE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS SEARCHING FOR 35+ YEARS THERE WAS ONLY ONE WHICH INCLUDED A PHOTO IN THERE. SO IF YOU DON'T WANT IT YOU COULD ALWAYS USE IT TO WIPE YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OR SOMETHING?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST WILD MAN FISCHER ALBUM, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "I'M SIMPLY A HIPPIE THAT THINKS EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE. SO QUIT CALLING MY MAMA NASTY NAMES AND SEND ME THIS ALBUM. OK REV?", "SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE WILD MAN FISCHER, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT RECEIVING ENOUGH GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE ALREADY YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY IN A SLEAZY MOTEL ROOM IN POMONA. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN , AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SO CHECK OUT MY FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , STEVE VAI , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD,  BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR, THE TUBES AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH 'N HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?