1969 MAYF NUTTER EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' FRANK ZAPPA STRAIGHT RECORDS MONO STOCK 7"

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1969 - MAYF NUTTER - EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' / LONG DISTANCE - 7" VINYL RECORD 45 RPM MONO STOCK SINGLE ON FRANK ZAPPA'S STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL - STS 105-A/B - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. THEN AFTER YEZ BUY IT, YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA READ THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THE QUESTIONS FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS TODAY - OK LARRY? 

. WHY SHOULD I, AN EDUCATED MODERN DAY CONSUMER BUY ANYTHING FROM REV. A. WEST?

. BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS, BUT AN EDUCATED CONSUMER IS OUR BEST CUSTOMER.

. WHAT IS REALITY?

. WANT SOME FRIES WITH THAT? .

. WHY DO YOU REV. A. WEST, WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO SELL ITEMS BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC?

. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN HERE IN MARYLAND. GUESS I NEED TO GET MY OWN TV SHOW. I ALREADY HAVE A BLOND WIFE, NOW IF I CAN JUST TALK HER INTO TAKING PHONE CALLS I'LL BE SET. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME FOR THE TIME BEING SOMEHOW. RIGHT LARRY?

I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF IT ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP, YEE-HAAA!!! THEY BOTH PLAY PERFECT. THAT JUST MIGHT BE DUE TO VISUALLY THE RECORD SURFACES LOOK BEAUTIFUL, SUPER CLEAN, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY SCUFFS. ON THE EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' SIDE LABEL THERE'S SOME STICKER RESIDUE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS LONGER THAN A PRICE STICKER. I'M THINKING THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A PROMO STICKER SINCE BOTH SIDES ARE MONO AND 1969 IS A LITTLE LATE FOR STOCK COPIES TO BE RELEASED IN MONO. BUT THE TOP 40 RADIO STATIONS BACK THERE STILL PLAYED RECORDS IN MONO SO THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN IT. STRAIGHT RECORDS STOCK SINGLES ARE GETTING MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND THESE DAYS. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF RECORD SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.

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