1969 MOTHERS WITHDRAWN USA UNCLE MEAT WHITE LBL PROMO 2LP W/ BOOKLET FRANK ZAPPA

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD - WHITE LABEL PROMO 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST U.S.A. BIZARRE RECORDS PROMO THAT WAS WITHDRAWN WHICH WHEN SEEN BY FRANK, SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AND VISIT TO THE WARNER BROS RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL, THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE, JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE WOULD CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - HOWEVER, THEY FORGOT TO CHANGE IT ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. HOWEVER, FURTHER DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - ANYWAY, THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN AND REPLACED WITH A CORRECTED VERSION - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL 12 PAGE BOOKLET, ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES, AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION TWO LPS AND A NIFTY 12-PAGE BOOKLET STICKER ON THE COVER- 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY? 

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, IT ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

THE HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME LIGHT RING WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO WRITING. HAS SURVIVED THE 48 YEARS NICELY.

THE BOOKLET IS PRETTY NICE TOO. NO TEARS. NO CREASES. NO STAINS. MAYBE A LITTLE YELLOWING AS CAN BE EXPECTED. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES HAS SOME SEAM SPLIT, THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T HAVE SEAM SPLITS. BOTH HAVE RECORD INDENTATIONS, BUT RE-INSERTION OF THE RECORDS WON'T BE NECESSARY AS BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY RECORD COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES ARE PROVIDED BY ME BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY.

I PLAYED ALL 4 SIDES ALL THE WAY THRU ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. YEAH, JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE FOR ME LISTEN TO UNCLE MEAT FOR THE 1015TH TIME. NO CLICKS. NO POPS. NO SKIPS. NO REPEATS. JUST LIGHT SURFACE NOISE WITH SOME STATIC TYPE OF CRACKLING NOISE IN PLACES. VISUALLY THERE'S SOME VISIBLE SCUFF TYPE OF SURFACE MARKS, BUT NO DEEP SCRATCHES TO CAUSE ANY OF THE AUDIO ATROCITIES MENTIONED ABOVE. THESE RECORDS SOUND GREAT TO ME, ONE REASON IS THAT THIS THE THE ORIGINAL VERSION. THE UNCLE MEATS RELEASED AFTER 1986 ARE THE FRANK ZAPPA REMASTERED VERSIONS, AND EVEN AFTER THAT THESE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ZAPPA OR SOMEBODY ELSE MEDDLING DONE WITH THE SOUND. AS MENTIONED EARLIER THE RECORDS COME IN HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES TO AVOID FUTURE SCUFFAGE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I JUST MIGHT INCLUDE A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. OK LARRY?    

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?