1970 MOTHERS WEASELS USA BLUE BIZARRE LP W/ CUSTOM SCHICK / RAT TRAP COVER ZAPPA

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1970 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH - ORIGINAL 1ST PRESSING BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABEL LP - MS 2028. COMES IN A CUSTOM COVER WITH A PAPER COPY OF THE FAMOUS 1953 SCHICK RAZOR AD THAT NEON PARK USED TO CREATE THE FRONT COVER OF WEASELS RIPPIED MY FLESH GLUED ON ONE SIDE. ON THE OTHER SIDE IS A SONG TITLES / INFORMATION PIECE OF PAPER GLUED ON THERE THAT'S A COPY OF THE FAMOUS BACK COVER OF THE GERMAN RAT TRAP COVER VERSION OF WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH THEY RELEASED OVER THERE.

SO HERE'S THE DEAL, OLD MAN GEPPETTO CROAKED AND I GOT STUCK WITH PINOCCHIO. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, HEY HE'LL JUST FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE FURNITURE. HOWEVER LATER ON HIS NOSE STARTED GROWING AND TAKING UP A LOT OF SPACE. SO NOW HE NEEDS A NOSE JOB. YOU'D THINK THAT YOU COULD JUST WITTLE IT DOWN WITH A KNIFE OR SOMETHING. AFTER ALL IT'S MADE OUTTA WOOD. HOWEVER I'VE DISCOVERED THAT IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT AND THOSE NOSE REDUCTION SPECIALISTS ARE EXPENSIVE. SO I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB. 

THE RECORD IS THE U.S.A. BIZARRE RECORDS 1ST PRESSING BLUE LABEL. LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND PLAYS GREAT. NO SCRATCHES AND YOU'D REALLY NEED TO SEARCH IN ORDER TO FIND ANY SUPER FAINT SCUFFS. WHEN YOU FIRST LOOK AT IT YOU'LL BE THINKING IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MADE RECENTLY, BUT IT REALLY IS 50 YEARS OLD. PERFECT FOR SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO UPGRADE THE CRAPPY COPY THEY GOT A LONG TIME AGO FROM LES OR LARRY. OBVIOUSLY THE COVER ISN'T ORIGINAL, IT'S A WHITE CARDBOARD COVER WITH THOSE PAPER PIECES OR SLICKS GLUED ON IT. BUT IT'S PRETTY COOL AND YOU'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON ON YOUR BLOCK TO OWN ONE. THE RECORD COMES IN A PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT WILL KEEP THIS NICE RECORD SCRATCH AND SCUFF FREE FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PLAY IT WHEN YOU'RE SLOBBERING DRUNK AT YOUR NEXT BONGO PARTY OR WEENIE ROAST. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?   

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: DIDJA GET ANY ONYA - DIRECTLY FROM MY HEART TO YOU - PRELUDE TO THE AFTERNOON OF A SEXUALLY AROUSED GAS MASK - TOADS OF THE SHORT FOREST - GET A LITTLE.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: ERIC DOLPHY MEMORIAL BARBECUE - DWARF NEBULA PROCESSIONAL MARCH AND DWARF NEBULA - MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA - OH NO - THE ORANGE COUNTY LUMBER TRUCK - WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH.

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$26.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

CHECK OUT MY FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. ALSO PLENTY OF HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS THE GROUP MOUNTAIN WITH LESLIE WEST, FELIX PAPPALARDI, CORKY LAING AND STEVE KNIGHT, CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, KING CRIMSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND,THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND OTHER PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS. SO ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND ENTER MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?