1970 THE MOTHERS BURNT WEENY BIZARRE WHITE LABEL PROMO LP W/ POSTER FRANK ZAPPA

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FEBRUARY 9TH 1970 - THE MOTHERS - BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - 12" VINYL BIZARRE RECORDS LABEL PROMO LP - THIS IS THE FIRST U.S.A. PRESSING, THE ONLY ONE AT THAT TIME IN THE WORLD TO INCLUDE THE RARE 'N' EXCITING DOUBLE SIDED FOLD OUT POSTER OF THE MOTHERS. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE JUST WHEN YOU WERE STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, THE ORIGINAL REPRISE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE IS ALSO INCLUDED AND IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M NOT ONLY GONNA GIVE YEZ A BRAND NEW COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF RECORD INNER SLEEVE, BUT A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - RS 6370 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

HAVE YOU OR ANOTHER OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON AND WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY? 

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: W.P.L.J. - IGOR'S BOOGIE, PHASE ONE - OVERTURE TO A HOLIDAY IN BERLIN - THEME FROM BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - IGOR'S BOOGIE, PHASE TWO - HOLIDAY IN BERLIN, FULL BLOWN - AYBE SEA. 

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN - VALARIE.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATE FOLD ALBUM COVER HAS RING WEAR ON THE BACK, A LITTLE EDGE WEAR, BUT NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. 

THE POSTER IS PRETTY NICE. A FEW SMALL LIGHT LIGHT INDENTATIONS, SOME SMALL YELLOWING SPOTS, BUT NOTHING TO GET HUNG UP ABOUT. IN FACT IT WAS NEVER HUNG, SO THERE'S NO HOLES, TAPE MARKS . YOU'LL LOVE IT.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK REALLY NICE AND PLAY GREAT. I PLAYED EVERY SIDE ALL THE WAY  A TINY BIT OF SURFACE NOISE IN A FEW PLACES AND 2 OR 3 CLICKS ON "LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN" RIGHT AFTER ONE OF SUGAR CANE HARRIS'S VIOLIN SOLOS. VISUALLY IT LOOKS PRETTY NICE, SOME SMALL LIGHT SCUFF MARKS AND MAYBE AGING SPOTS. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS.THE ORIGINAL REPRISE RECORDS INNER SLEEVE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY SEAM SPLITS. BUT IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, YOU WON'T HAVE TO SHOVE THE RECORD BACK IN, BECAUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND ALSO A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?