1971 LITTLE FEAT LOWELL GEORGE ROY ESTRADA HAMBURGER NIGHT FRANCE 7" FRANK ZAPPA

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1971 - LITTLE FEAT - - HAMBURGER MIDNIGHT / STRAWBERRY FLATS - RARE FRENCH PICTURE OR TITLES SLEEVE WITH A 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE LURKING INSIDE - WARNER BROS. RECORDS - WV.5149 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?

WHEN YOU BUY CAR INSURANCE, YOU BUY IT FROM A COMPANY THAT SENDS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON STUPID TV COMMERCIALS, IT'S WHAT YEZ DO. WHEN YOU BUY FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED CRUD, YOU BUY IT FROM REV. A. WEST, BECAUSE YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
REV. A. WEST, BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS.

HERE'S THE GOOD PART: BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAYED PERFECT WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. BOTH SIDES LOOK REALLY NICE TOO WHEN I PUT MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE THE RECORD,  WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY IT IT AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, A VERY FEW LIGHT TINY SCUFFS WERE DISCOVERED. A NICE 'N SHINY RECORD. HOWEVER, THE LESS THAN DELIGHTFUL PART JUST MIGHT BE THAT SOME FRENCH SCHMUCK NAMED "J.LEWL" WROTE HIS NAME ON THE STRAWBERRY FLATS SIDE LABEL. BUT THE GOOD PART IS THAT HE WROTE IT REAL SMALL AND ABBREVIATED HIS FIRST NAME. PROBABLY JOCK OR SOMETHING? NOW ON THE HEAVIER CARD PAPER TYPE OF SLEEVE JOCK AGAIN WROTE HIS NAME THE SAME WAY, BUT FURTHER UP HE, OR MAYBE HIS FRENCH BUDDY WROTE WHAT LOOKS LIKE "J.LWELNEWYEAR". HEY, I DON'T KNOW, YOU HAVE TO TO HOLD THE SLEEVE UNDER A LIGHT AT AN ANGLE TO SEE IT ANYWAY ON THE BLACK AREA OF THE SLEEVE BECAUSE JOCK, AND / OR HIS FRIEND USED BLACK INK. HOWEVER, YOU DON'T NEED A LIGHT TO SEE THAT ON THE PRINTED HAMBURGER MIDNIGHT TITLE ON THAT SIDE, JOCK AND / OR HIS BUDDY COLORED IN THE LETTERS IN THAT SAME BLACK INK. ACTUALLY IF NOT FOR THE LETTERS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE BEING ALL WHITE, I MIGHTA' THOUGHT THAT IT ORIGINALLY LOOKED LIKE THAT. SO THAT GUY OR THOSE GUYS, OR PERHAPS ONE OR BOTH OF EM' WERE FEMALE, ALTHOUGH I KINDA' DOUBT IT, WERE SITTING AROUND SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE IN 1971 WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COLOR IN SOME LETTERS ON A PICTURE SLEEVE. ANYWAY, NO SEAM SPLITS AND NO TAPE. THE RECORD COMES IN HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS TO ADD TO YOUR OTHERWISE MEDIOCRE COLLECTION. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?