1973 FRANK ZAPPA ALICE COOPER GRAND FUNK EAGLES STAR TREK ANTI-DRUG RADIO PSA LP

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12-3-73 - GET OFF - 12" VINYL RECORD LP WITH RADIO SPOTS OF CELEBRITIES AND MUSICIANS TELLING YOU NOT TO TAKE HEROIN AND DOWNERS - - ALICE COOPER SAYS THAT IF YOU DO DRUGS, HE'LL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLASH YOUR PUPPY'S THROAT, WHILE "I'M 18" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND - FRANK ZAPPA TELLS YOU NOT TO TAKE DOWNERS WHILE THE "MAIN THEME FROM UNCLE MEAT" IS PLAYED - ONE MORE POSSIBLY INTERESTING THING THAT I CAN ADD FROM MY EXPERIENCE WITH THIS ALBUM - IT HAS THE BLACK PRESSINGS BY M.C.A. RECORDS LABELS, BUT I HAD ANOTHER ONE WHERE THE LABELS HAD COME UNGLUED AND THERE WERE UNITED ARTISTS LABELS UNDER THESE - I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO REMOVE THE LABELS AND CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT THERE'S DIFFERENT LABELS UNDER THESE - BUT THIS RECORD WAS ONLY PRESSED ONCE AND SENT TO RADIO STATIONS ONLY IN 1973 - SO IF IT WAS THE CASE WITH ONE OF THEM, IT JUST MIGHT BE THE CASE WITH THIS ONE TOO - NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF PROGRESSIVE RADIO ANNOUNCERS - SEE THE ENTIRE LIST OF ARTISTS BELOW AND YOU CAN READ THE ARTISTS OFF OF THE PHOTOS TOO IF YOU PREFER - BUT PERHAPS THE BEST FEATURE OF THIS RECORD IS THAT UNLIKE OTHER RADIO SHOW SPOTS LPS, WHERE YEZ HAVE TO GET UP AFTER EVERY SINGLE RADIO SPOT AND ADVANCE THE NEEDLE, BOTH SIDES PLAY COMPLETELY THRU 'TILL THE END. WHICH MEANS YEZ CAN REMAIN ON THE COUCH AND FINISH THAT BAG OF POTATO CHIPS WITHOUT HAVING TO GET UP , WHICH JUST MIGHT BE AN OPPORTUNE TIME TO GO OPEN UP ANOTHER BAG OF CHIPS AND GET ANOTHER SUDSY LIQUID REFRESHMENT . OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS:BATDORF & RODNEY - BLACK OAK ARKANSAS - BREWER & SHIPLEY - HARRY CHAPIN - CHICAGO - CISCO KID - JUDY COLLINS - ALICE COOPER - PAPA JOHN CREACH - JIM CROCE - DOOBIE BROS. - DR. HOOK AND THE MEDICINE SHOW - DR. JOHN THE NIGHT TRIPPER - EAGLES - FANNY - GRAND FUNK - GRATEFUL DEAD - GUESS WHO - HOLLIES - ELVIN JONES.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: B.B. KING - AL KOOPER - LOGGINS & MESSINA - TAJ MAHAL - MAHAVISHNU JOHN McLAUGHLIN - CHIP MONCK - NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE - PHIL OCHS - O'JAYS - RINGO STARR - SHA-NA-NA - SIEGEL-SCHWALL BAND - RAVI SHANKAR - STAPLE SINGERS - STAR TREK - SYLVESTER & HIS HOT BAND - LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III - WAR - DIONNE WARWICKE - TIM WEISBERG - WOLFMAN JACK - STEVIE WONDER - FRANK ZAPPA.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NOT TOO MUCH RING WEAR EVEN IN THE DARK AREAS. LIGHT WEAR. SOME CORNER DINGS. SEE THE PHOTOS WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SCAN THE SURFACES.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY THRU GREAT WITH NOT MUCH SURFACE NOISE, EVEN THOUGH THE RECORD WAS MADE TO ONLY BE PLAYED ONCE AT A RADIO STATION. IT'S A PRETTY NICE PRESSING. VISUALLY MOVING BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, A NICE SHINY RECORD. NOTHING AT ALL THAT I WOULD CALL A SCRATCH, A FEW LIGHT TINT SUPERFICIAL SCUFF TYPE OF SURFACE MARKS AND I DO MEAN A FEW. SOME SMUDGES THAT I MOSTLY WIPED OFF WITH A DISCWASHER WAND BEFORE I PLAYED THIS RECORD. I SAVED THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT AND PUT IT INSIDE OF THE RECORD SLOT. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S  INNER SLEEVE, AND DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA' FOLKS, THOSE EXCUSES WERE REALLY GETTING OLD, SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "WHILE REMOVING MY PANTS IN THE RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION, THE SENATOR ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED MY PANTS INTO THE TOILET AND MY WALLET GOT FLUSHED","MY MISTRESS SAYS THAT I'M BECOMING MORE OF A FOUL OAF EVERY DAY EVEN AFTER ALL OF THOSE PUNISHMENT SESSIONS, THERE-FORE, I'LL NEED THE EXTRA MONEY THAT I HAD BEEN PLANNING TO USE BUYING THIS ITEM AND WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HER, SO THAT MY SESSIONS OF BENDING OVER WHILE REMOVING THOSE RUBBER PANTS THAT I'M FORCED TO WEAR AND GETTING MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS BEAT WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE CAN INCREASE","MY WIFE FINALLY GOT TIRED OF STICKING MY BALLS IN A VICE EVERY TIME THAT I HAD PURCHASED ANOTHER FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, SO SHE FINALLY LEFT AND TOOK MY BALLS WITH HER. NOW I'LL NEED THE MONEY TO GO BUY SOME NEW BALLS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE STUPID EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?