1977 MALLARD DIFFERENT CLIMATE TWO VIRGINS PROMO LP CAPTAIN BEEFHEART BAND ZAPPA

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1977 - MALLARD - IN A DIFFERENT CLIMATE - 12" VINYL RECORD PROMO LP - USA PRESSING COVER HAS A GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK AND THE TWO VIRGINS PROMO LABELS - PZ 34489 - BEAUTIFUL LOOKING RECORD THAT PLAYS GREAT. NO SCRATCHES AND ALL I COULD FIND IS A COUPLE FAINT SCUFFS ON SIDE 2. LABELS LOOK REALLY NICE TOO WITH NO SPINDLE MARKS. NOW THE DOES HAVE SOME RING AND EDGE WEAR, ALSO AN AREA NEAR THE TOP LEFT CORNER ON THE FRONT WHERE A STICKER MIGHT HAVE ONCE BEEN. NO SEAM SPLITS OR TAPE AND NOT ONLY DOES THE RECORD COME IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO MEN FLOP OUT YOUR WALLETS AND WOMEN OPEN YOUR PURSES AND BUY IT TODAY. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.  

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, IT ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?   

SIDE 1 CONTAINS: GREEN COYOTE - YOUR FACE ON SOMEONE ELSE - HARVEST - MAMA SQUEEZE.

SIDE 2 CONTAINS: HEARTSTRINGS - OLD MAN GREY - TEXAS WEATHER - BIG FOOT.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?