1979 FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 -SEALED- ORIGINAL USA LP NO D-HOLES OR CUTS
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SEPTEMBER 3RD 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1. - ORIGINAL STILL SEALED U.S.A. ZAPPA RECORDS RED LABEL 12" VINYL PRESSING - SRZ-1-1603 - NO DRILL HOLES, NO SAW CUTS OR ANY OTHER PRICE REDUCTION INDICATORS, AND IF YOU DECIDE TO OPEN IT, THERE WILL BE THE ARTWORK / LYRIC SHEETS GLUED IN THE CENTER OF THE GATE FOLD JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL, BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS - ALSO, IT'S THE ORIGINAL 1979 MIX, NOT THE LATER SLEW OF REMASTERED VERSIONS - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THE QUESTIONS FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS TODAY - OK LARRY?
. WHY SHOULD I, AN EDUCATED MODERN DAY CONSUMER, BUY ANYTHING FROM REV. A. WEST?
. BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS, BUT AN EDUCATED CONSUMER IS OUR BEST CUSTOMER.
. WHAT IS REALITY?
. WANT SOME FRIES WITH THAT? .
. WHY DO YOU REV. A. WEST, WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO SELL ITEMS BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC?
. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN HERE IN MARYLAND. I GUESS I NEED TO GET MY OWN TV SHOW, AND I ALREADY HAVE A BLOND WIFE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO TALK HER INTO TAKING PHONE CALLS. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME FOR THE TIME BEING SOMEHOW. RIGHT LARRY?
ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP STILL INTACT. NATURALLY THERE'S SOME PULL ON THE SHRINK IN THE CORNERS AFTER 37 YEARS, A TINY BIT OF SHRINK MISSING ON THE TIPS IN THE CORNERS. IF YEZ WANNA SEE AN EXAMPLE PLACE YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTO #3. THE GOOD NEWS TOO IS THAT THERE'S TWO SMALL BREATHER HOLES IN THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT, WHICH SOME PEOPLE THINK ALLOWS THE VINYL INSIDE TO GET SOME FRESH AIR PREVENTING NUMEROUS RECORD AILMENTS. ALSO NATURALLY THERE'S SOME SCUFFS ON TOP OF THE SHRINK, DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY RECORD INDENTATIONS OR RING WEAR ON THE FRONT, HARD TO TELL ON THE BACK WITHOUT REMOVING THE SHRINK, AND IF YOU DO DECIDE TO REMOVE THE SHRINK TO PLAY IT, DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
ADD $9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING AT CHECK OUT FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA IF YEZ SIMPLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT MUCH LONGER.
$14.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$22.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.
CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT INCLUDING STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY WILD MAN FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MANY OTHER COOL AND EXCITING ARTISTS COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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