1979 FRANK ZAPPA SHEIK YERBOUTI 2LP PROMO SET HUGE ORIG 36X36 PROMO POSTER + AD

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MARCH 3RD 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHEIK YERBOUTI - U.S.A. RARE 'N EXCITING PROMO KIT - IT INCLUDES THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD COVER WITH THE WARNING STICKER TO AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY AND REVIEW ALL OF THE LYRICS ON THE FRONT COVER, GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK AND ALL OF THE LYRICS ARE PRINTED ON THE GLOSSY PAPER INNER SLEEVES, IN CASE SOMEBODY WAS ACTUALLY INTERESTED - - BUT PERHAPS THE BEST PART OF ALL IS THAT IT INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL HUGE 36X36 INCHES - PROMO POSTER - - HOWEVER DUE TO THE LARGE SIZE OF THE POSTER, MOST RECORD STORES WOULDA' HAD TO TAKE DOWN SOME OF THE POSTERS THAT THEY ALREADY HAD UP ON THE WALLS INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE VERY POPULAR HELEN REDDY POSTER, AND THE FACT THAT MOST RECORD STORE EMPLOYEES WERE LAZY MEANT THAT NOT MANY OF THEM WERE DISPLAYED INCLUDING THIS ONE } - ALSO THIS ONE HAD NEVER BEEN FOLDED, WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT SEPARATELY IN A SHIPPING TUBE  - ZAPPA RECORDS - SRZ-2-1501 - BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS EXCITING LISTING IS THE ORIGINAL 1979 - 11 X 14 1/2 INCHES TO MEASURE IT - I'M TELLING YA', YOU'LL BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH JOY IN WILD ABANDONMENT TO GET THIS STUFF - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND BUY IT TODAY - OK LARRY?

ATTENTION!!!! THE LAST PHOTO IN THIS LISTING IS A PHOTO OF MY PERSONAL COPY OF THE SHEIK YERBOUTI PROMO POSTER, THAT COST ME A FORTUNE TO FRAME SOME 25 YEARS AGO AND IS NOT INCLUDED WITH THIS ITEM. I JUST STUCK IT IN HERE TO GIVE YEZ AN IDEA HOW THE POSTER COULD LOOK IF SOMEBODY'S BEHIND DECIDED TO FRAME IT. BUT HEY, IF YEZ ONLY JUST DRY MOUNT IT, IT WOULD BE A LOT CHEAPER AND STILL LOOK COOL. YOU COULD ALWAYS STICK IT UP ON THE WALL WITHOUT A FRAME IF YEZ DON'T MIND SOME HUGE POSTER OF A GUY WITH A NOSE AS LONG AS YOUR ARM STARING AT YOU. OK LARRY?  

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: I HAVE BEEN IN YOU - FLAKES - BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR AS*HOLES - I'M SO CUTE.

SIDE B OOZES OUT: JONES CRUSHER - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FUN IN THE WORLD - RAT TAMAGO - WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO SOMETHING REAL - BOBBY BROWN - RUBBER SHIRT - THE SHEIK YERBOUTI TANGO.

SIDE C WIPES UP: BABY SNAKES - TRYIN' TO GROW A CHIN - CITY OF TINY LITES - DANCIN' FOOL - JEWISH PRINCESS.

SIDE D FLUSHES DOWN: WILD LOVE - YO' MAMA.

THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS THE WARNING STICKER ON THE FRONT. LOOKS PRETTY NICE. JUST LIGHT WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS.

THE GLOSSY PAPER INSERTS WITH THE LYRICS AND OTHER INFORMATION HAVE SOME WRINKLES, RECORD INDENTATION AND A LITTLE RING WEAR. ONE OF THEM HAS A COUPLE INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF A COUPLE SEAMS. ALL OF THE ONES THAT I'VE SEEN OVER THE LAST 20 YEARS SEEM TO HAVE THOSE AILMENTS. HOWEVER, INCLUDED WITH BOTH RECORDS ARE SOME HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES SO YOU'LL LIVE THRU IT. 

BOTH RECORDS SOUNDED GREAT WHEN I PLAYED EACH AND EVERY SIDE OF THIS 2 LP SET ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP?  VISUALLY, WHEN I STUCK MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE EACH SIDE WHILE MOVING EM' 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, NO SCRATCHES. A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS HERE AND THERE. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS. LOOK LARRY, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THESE RECORDS AGAIN, ALTHOUGH YOUR WIFE MIGHT LEAVE YOU. BUT HEY, YOU MIGHT BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED ABOUT THAT TOO.

BOTH RECORDS COME IN THE AFORE-MENTIONED HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVES, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE PROMO POSTER HAS SOME EDGE WEAR IN PLACES. THERE'S A SMALL SPOT OF YELLOWING OR SOMETHING NEAR THE BOTTOM ON THE LEFT SIDE. NO TAPE MARKS. NO PIN HOLES. THERE'S NO FOLDS BECAUSE IT HAD NEVER BEEN FOLDED. JUST SOME WRINKLES AND SMALL CREASES FROM BEING STORED ROLLED ALL OF THESE YEARS. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

THE SHEIK YERBOUTI MAGAZINE AD IS A FULL PAGE AD REMOVED FROM A MAGAZINE AND IT'LL BE SENT ROLLED ALONG WITH THE PROMO POSTER.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE PROMO POSTER HAS NEVER BEEN FOLDED, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT IN A LONG SHIPPING TUBE. KINDA' LOOKS LIKE THE CARDBOARD CENTER PIECE YOU FIND WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER AND DON'T WIPE YOUR FECES CAKED BUNGHOLE. EXCEPT A LOT LONGER AND MUCH WIDER.

$18.00 FOR SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL, I'LL HAVE TO SEND THE POSTER AND AD BY PRIORITY MAIL AND THE RECORD IN A CARDBOARD RECORD MAILER BY MEDIA MAIL. WHICH MEANS THE POSTER AND AD WILL SHOW UP LONG BEFORE THE ACTUAL RECORD ARRIVES. SO I DON'T WANNA BE HEARING: HEY MAN, WHERE'S MY RECORD MAN? YOU FORGOT TO SEND MY RECORD MAN. OK LARRY?

NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?