1979 FRANK ZAPPA SHEIK YERBOUTI PROMO LP WITH HUGE ORIGINAL 36X36 PROMO POSTER

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MARCH 3RD 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHEIK YERBOUTI - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL U.S.A. PROMO 2 LP SET THAT HAD BEEN SENT TO SOME RECORD STORES AND RADIO STATIONS BEFORE THE ALBUM WAS RELEASED - IT INCLUDES THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD COVER WITH THE WARNING STICKER TO AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY AND REVIEW ALL OF THE LYRICS ON THE FRONT COVER - THERE'S A GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK COVER - - ALSO INCLUDES THE GLOSSY PAPER LYRICS AND OTHER INFORMATION INNER SLEEVES - BUT PERHAPS THE BEST PART OF ALL IS THAT IT INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL HUGE 36X36 INCHES - PROMO POSTER - - HOWEVER, DUE TO THE LARGE SIZE OF THE POSTER MOST RECORD STORES WOULDA' HAD TO TAKE DOWN SOME OF THE POSTERS THAT THEY ALREADY HAD UP ON THE WALLS INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE HELEN REDDY POSTER AND THE FACT THAT MOST RECORD STORE EMPLOYEES WERE LAZY MEANT THAT NOT MANY OF THEM WERE DISPLAYED, INCLUDING HIS ONE } - ZAPPA RECORDS - SRZ-2-1501 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS -

ATTENTION!!!! THE LAST PHOTO IN THIS LISTING IS A PHOTO OF MY PERSONAL COPY OF THE SHEIK YERBOUTI PROMO POSTER THAT COST ME A FORTUNE TO FRAME SOME 25 YEARS AGO AND IS NOT INCLUDED WITH THIS ITEM. I JUST STUCK IT IN HERE TO GIVE YEZ AN IDEA HOW IT COULD LOOK IF SOMEBODY'S BEHIND DECIDED TO FRAME IT. BUT HEY, IF YEZ ONLY JUST DRY MOUNT IT, IT WOULD BE A LOT CHEAPER AND STILL LOOK COOL. YOU COULD ALWAYS STICK IT UP ON THE WALL WITHOUT A FRAME IF YEZ DON'T MIND SOME HUGE POSTER OF A GUY WITH A NOSE AS LONG AS YOUR ARM STARING AT YOU. OK LARRY?  

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: I HAVE BEEN IN YOU - FLAKES - BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR AS*HOLES - I'M SO CUTE.

SIDE B OOZES OUT: JONES CRUSHER - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FUN IN THE WORLD - RAT TAMAGO - WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO SOMETHING REAL - BOBBY BROWN - RUBBER SHIRT - THE SHEIK YERBOUTI TANGO.

SIDE C WIPES UP: BABY SNAKES - TRYIN' TO GROW A CHIN - CITY OF TINY LITES - DANCIN' FOOL - JEWISH PRINCESS.

SIDE D FLUSHES DOWN: WILD LOVE - YO' MAMA.

THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME RING SEEN INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD, NOT MUCH ON THE OUTSIDE. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NOT MUCH EDGE OR SPINE WEAR EITHER.

THE GLOSSY PAPER INSERTS WITH THE LYRICS AND OTHER CRUD PRINTED ON THEM ACTUALLY BOTH HAVE A SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE OF THE SEAMS. SOME WRINKLES, CREASES AND RECORD INDENTATION. ALL OF THE ONES THAT I'VE SEEN OVER THE LAST 20 YEARS SEEM TO HAVE THOSE AILMENTS. HOWEVER, INCLUDED WITH BOTH RECORDS ARE SOME HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES SO YOU'LL LIVE THRU IT.

BOTH RECORDS SOUNDED GREAT WHEN I PLAYED EACH AND EVERY SIDE OF THIS 2 LP SET ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP?  VISUALLY, WHEN I STUCK MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE EACH SIDE WHILE MOVING EM' 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, NO SCRATCHES. A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS HERE AND THERE. LOOK LARRY, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THESE RECORDS AGAIN AGAIN ALTHOUGH YOUR WIFE MIGHT LEAVE YOU. BUT HEY, YOU MIGHT BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED ABOUT THAT TOO.

BOTH RECORDS COME IN THE AFORE-MENTIONED HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVES, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE PROMO POSTER WAS ORIGINALLY FOLDED TO GET SENT WITH THE PROMO 2 LP SET SO NATURALLY THERE'S FOLDS. NO HOLES. NO TAPE OR TAPE MARKS. NO WRITING. NO TEARS. OBVIOUSLY IT HAD NEVER BEEN DISPLAYED. HOWEVER, THERE ARE SOME CREASES. JUST SMALL NOT COVERING THE ENTIRE POSTER. SOME WRINKLES. SOME YELLOWING ON THE BACK AND ASSORTED WEAR NOT COVERED BY ANY OF THE AFORE-MENTIONED RAMBLINGS. THERE'S PHOTOS OF THE POSTER AS WELL AS SECTIONS OF IT THAT YOU CAN RUN YOUR MOUSE OVER AND CHECK OUT. I THINK YOU COULD GET RID OF A LOT OF IT IF YOU DRY MOUNTED IT, I KNOW I DID. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PHOTO OF THE ONE THAT I HAVE FRAMED IN MY PERSONAL COLLECTION. HEY, MINE HAD BEEN FOLDED TOO, THEY ALL WHERE. JUST REMEMBER THAT THE ONE THAT'S FRAMED IS NOT FOR SALE. IT'S REAL WOOD AND GLASS, HEAVY TOO AND EVEN COST A LOT TO FRAME 25 OR 30 YEARS AGO. BUT LIKE I SAID, IF SOMEBODY DRY MOUNTED THE POSTER IT WOULD LOOK PRETTY COOL AND GETTING IT DRY MOUNTED WOULD BE A LOT LESS EXPENSIVE. OK LARRY?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

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