1980 FRANK ZAPPA DRAFTED MONO / STEREO WHITE LABEL PROMO WLP 7" + PICTURE SLEEVE
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1980 - FRANK ZAPPA - I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED - MONO / STEREO - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM PROMOTIONAL SINGLE - YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT BY ZAPPA TO GET HIS CRUDDY MUSIC PLAYED ON THE RADIO - NATURALLY IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD AT ALL ABOUT THIS SINGLE, IS THAT IF YOU WANNA HEAR THIS CRAPPY SONG IN TRUE MONO, HERE'S YOUR BIG CHANCE - YOU SEE BACK IN 1980, MOST HIP MUSIC CONSUMERS HAD ALL PURCHASED STEREO RECORD PLAYERS, BUT RADIO STATIONS STILL BROADCAST IN MONO. NOW I'M NOT GONNA EXPLAIN MONO TO YOUR BEHIND, BUT I'LL TELL YA THAT IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN THE TIME YEZ GOT SLOBBERING DRUNK, STUMBLED INTO ONE OF YOUR SPEAKER CABINETS SMASHING IT BEYOND RECOGNITION, THERE-BY FORCING YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR MITCH MILLER RECORDS THRU ONLY ONE SPEAKER - HEY, IT ALSO INCLUDES A PICTURE SLEEVE O FRANK'S ROCKIN' TEENAGE COMBO WITH THE SCHENKEL "IS THIS TRIP REALLY NECESSARY?" ON THE BACK. ANY OF YOU SCHMUCKS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? - ZAPPA RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO ZR 1001-A -CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. THEN AFTER YEZ BUY IT, YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA READ THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THE QUESTIONS FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS TODAY - OK LARRY?
. WHY SHOULD I, AN EDUCATED MODERN DAY CONSUMER, BUY ANYTHING FROM REV. A. WEST?
. BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS, BUT AN EDUCATED CONSUMER IS OUR BEST CUSTOMER.
. WHAT IS REALITY?
. WANT SOME FRIES WITH THAT? .
. WHY DO YOU REV. A. WEST, WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO SELL ITEMS BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC?
. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. I'M THINKING ABOUT MOVING TO VIRGINIA THOUGH, I HEARD THERE'S ENOUGH OF 'EM TO GO 'ROUND DOWN THERE.
I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF IT ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. BOTH SIDES PLAY PERFECT, PROBABLY SOUND THE WAY THEY SOUNDED IN 1980, AND THAT JUST MIGHT BE BECAUSE NO RADIO STATION WOULD PLAY ANY RECORD WITH FRANK ZAPPA ON IT ANYWAY. BUT ANOTHER MITIGATING CONTRIBUTING FACTOR PROBABLY IS THAT WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES, IN FACT I HAD TO PUT ON SOME GEEZER STYLE READING GLASSES TO FIND WHAT MIGHT BE 2 SMALL ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS ON THE STEREO SIDE. NO SEAM SPLITS ON THE PICTURE SLEEVE. ALSO YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT NOT ONLY AM I PROVIDING A BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S SLEEVE, BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$16.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.
CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT INCLUDING STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY WILD MAN FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MANY OTHER COOL AND EXCITING ARTISTS COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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