1982 FRANK SHIP ARRIVING LATE UK LP W/ PROMO STICKER + LIVE ZAPPA 7" 3 SONG EP

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1982 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH - ORIGINAL U.K. PRESSING - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - WHEN THIS ALBUM WAS FIRST SOLD IN THE U.K. IT INCLUDED A FREE LIVE 7" FRANK ZAPPA 3 SONG E.P. WHICH IS INCLUDED - THE RECORD IS: CBS RECORDS LABEL - 85804 - THE FRANK ZAPPA LIVE 7" E.P. IS: CBS RECORD WHITE LABEL XPS 147 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

SIDE ONE OF THE LP POOTS FORTH: NO NOT NOW - VALLEY GIRL - I COME FROM NOWHERE.

SIDE TWO OF THE LP OOZES OUT: DROWNING WITCH - ENVELOPES - TEEN-AGE PROSTITUTE.

SIDE A OF THE 7" LIVE E.P. WIPES UP: SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR.

SIDE B OF THE E.P. FLUSHES DOWN: VARIATIONS ON THE CARLOS SANTANA SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION - WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ.

THE ALBUM COVER HAS A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION AND MAYBE A LITTLE YELLOWING. STILL HAS THE PROMO WRAP AROUND STICKER THAT HAD TO GET CUT OPEN AT THE RECORD SLOT TO REMOVE THE RECORDS ADVERTISING THE 7" LIVE FRANK ZAPPA LP. BOTH SIDES OF THE 12" LP LOOK AND PLAY PERFECT. VISUALLY I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY SCUFFS, WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD SINCE IT ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT IS INCLUDED. BUT NOW THE RECORD COMES IN A BRAND NEW COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE TO PREVENT ANY FUTURE SCUFFAGE, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PLAY IT WHEN YOU'E SLOBBERING DRUNK AND SCRATCH IT UP. THE LIVE ZAPPA 7" EP PLAYS PERFECT TOO. ONE SCUFF MARK AT THE BEGINNING OF SIDE B AND ALSO COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY RECORD SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FOR EACH RECORD. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD RIGHT, BOTH RECORDS. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?     

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$24.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD WHERE I STILL SHIP.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?