AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE Jingle All The Way [Limited 7" Vinyl 2011] As I Lay Dying

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Austrian Death Machine
Jingle All The Way
Limited Edition
Vinyl 7"
Metal Blade Records, 2011
500 Copies Pressed

-- NEW
-- NEVER PLAYED
-- ISSUED UNSEALED

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▪Product Details:
Artist: Austrian Death Machine
Title: Jingle All The Way
Composer: Tim Lambesis
Producer: Tim Lambesis, Daniel Castleman
Format: Vinyl, 7", 33⅓ RPM, Single, Limited Edition 
Label: Metal Blade Records ‎– 50107
Running Time: 8:40
Barcode: 039842501079
Run Out Groove Side A: 25010 - 7 A bud -
Run Out Groove Side B: 25010 - 7 B Deh -
Country: US
Released: December 19, 2011
Genre: Metal
Style: Hardcore, Christmas Music, Crossover  Thrash, Musical Parody, Metalcore, Speed Metal
Vinyl Condition: MINT (M), NEW - NEVER PLAYED
Sleeve Condition: NEAR MINT (NM) - Upper right corner of sleeve is slightly bent

▪Tracklist:
SIDE A
1: I'm Not A Pervert (3:01)
2: It's Turbo Time (2:27)
SIDE B
1: Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies (3:12)

▪Complete Lineup:
Tim Lambesis -- Vocals, Guitars (Lead)
JP Gericke -- Guitars (Rhythm), Bass
Brandon Trahan -- Drums
Jason Suecof -- Guitars (Lead) (Track 1)
Mark MacDonald -- Guitars (Lead) (Track 2)
Ahhhnold -- Vocals

▪Description:
Taking a small break from lifting weights (AKA touring and whatnot from As I Lay Dying), Tim Lambesis decided to record two brand new tracks for his side-project, Austrian Death Machine, just in time for the holiday season. He also tossed on “Who Told You You Can Eat My Cookies?” to fit the theme of the EP, which is songs based on the movie Jingle All The Way (hence the name).

His first album, Total Brutal, although awesome, sounded too much like AILD. Double Brutal helped branch out of that shadow and Lambesis started developing his own sound. Although this may sound far-fetched, Jingle All The Way branches out even more from the AILD shadow, although he can’t hide every single influence.

Album opener “I’m Not A Pervert” is chock full of impressive guitar work, as it should be, because Ahhnold sez so! It follows a modern metalcore structure (surprised?) but leans toward actual metal instead of the -core elements. A headbanger for sure, the guitar solo is enough for core haters/metal aficionados to take notice and respect.

“It’s Turbo Time” is a straight metalcore song that’s very loud and very energetic. It doesn’t slow down for a second, until Ahhnold comes on “You totally forgot about the guitar solo! Play it, play it now!” and delivers the MOST impressive guitar solo I’ve heard on any ADM song yet.

If this EP was only the two original songs, I would have been happy with that. But for people who haven’t heard ADM yet, tossing on the third track shows how ADM sounds with a bigger AILD influence. Definitely a must buy for the holiday season. There will be a limited vinyl pressing of 500 copies of the album, for what’s sure to become a collector’s item.

▪Lyrics:
I'm Not A Pervert
Blllleeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

AAaaaaaaah! Go!

I am not a pervert!
I just wanted a Turbo Man doll!

Hey little girl,
Look what I've got for you,
A shiny red ball,
You better take it now, before I chase you down!

I will chase you down.
I will chase you down and choke you out!

I'm not a pervert,
I'm not a pervert,
(I am just looking)
I'm not a pervert,
(Looking for Turbo Man)
I'm not a pervert.

[Neeaah!]

Ow! No! Stop beating me, nooo!

Aaaarrrrr!!!

Stop trying to fight,
I just was looking for a Turbo Man,
This isn't right,
Can't believe you touched me with your purse!

I'm not a pervert,
I'm not a pervert,
(I am just looking)
I'm not a pervert,
(Looking for Turbo Man)
I'm not a pervert!

Alright.. all you children trying to take my Turbo Man doll,
I'm going to take you all down, nooooow!
Nooow!..
Nooow!..

Give me Turbo Man (now)!

It's Turbo Time
It's Turbo Time, yeah,
It's Turbo Time
I've gotta move fast, because my life is on the line
So I don't wanna let my family down
And I'm tired of these people pushing me around
Why it is so hard to find a gift for my son?
When the stupid cops are always keeping me on the run.
I'm on the run!

It's Turbo Time and I'm Turbo Man,
So maybe this wasn't my number one plan
But I finally got what I need
Let's see if you can stop me when I hit top speed

I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I am Turbo Man!
/x2

This time of year is a rat race
I'm all burned out and tired of this place
If there's one thing I can say to my friends
This madness never stops, it never ends
(It never ends!)

I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I am Turbo Man!
/x2

It's time to get moving,
It's time to break free,
It's Turbo Time!
It's time to get moving,
It's time for top speed,
It's Turbo Time!

Arnie:
What the hell's the matter with you?
You totally forgot the guitar solo, you idiots!
Play it! Play it noooow!

Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SOUND LIKE COOKIE MONSTER
THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL WRITE A SONG ABOUT COOKIES!

Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Put those cookies down now!
Put those cookies down now!
I don't want you in my house!
Put those cookies down now!
No! I said no!

(Cookie)
Put those cookies down
Put those cookies down now
You don't have to tell me, that these cookies are out of this world
Put those cookies down (I told you)
Put those cookies down now
Put those cookies down (I told you)
Put those cookies down now

Who told you, you could eat my cookies?
Put those cookies down
Put those cookies down now!
Cookie (Cookie) Cookie (Cookie)

▪ABOUT AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE
Austrian Death Machine is an American thrash metal side project from San Diego, California, founded by As I Lay Dying vocalist Tim Lambesis to be a parody of and tribute to Arnold Schwarzenegger's films.

“Sometimes being stereotypically metal is fitting. I’m not trying to break new ground; I just want to break people’s necks… and have fun doing it” comments AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE creator Tim Lambesis.

How can anyone argue AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINES pure savageness and testosterone filled manliness when you have Ahhnold, the strongest man in the universe and leader of many a mission filled with exploding chests, eyes bursting out of their sockets, and hands down the most classic one-liners you will ever hear, AND Tim Lambesis who can do a one armed push up while listening to Survivors ‘Eye of the Tiger’ ?

Bottom line, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE is still fast, still pissed, and still brutal. And yes every song still has a guitar solo. Just as listeners found with this release. With an appetite for all things barbarous, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE continue along the same path offering fans:
-- A continuously fast paced tempo you can
   always circle pit to.
-- The obvious build up to a breakdown you’ll
    know how to mosh to.
-- Classic sing-along’s to pile up and sing along with.

And yes… I would never leave out the obvious key component; cliché vocals that sound really angry!

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