DWARVES How Win Friends LP NEW Kyuss QOTSA Phoenix Thunderstone Decent criminals
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Jul 2, 2026 Sold Date
Jan 29, 2022 Start Date
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DWARVES

'How to Win Friends and Influence People'

Vinyl Record Music

LP!

Brand New -  Killer Punk Album!

Out of Print!   On Red / Black Mix Coloured Wax!  (2019 Reissue)

(Cellophane Opened to confirm Color of Wax).  Never Played!

You are bidding on a brand new copy of one of the best punk lps!  This is the release of The Dwarves 'How To Win Friends and Influence People' Vinyl LP.  The Dwarves will BLOW YOUR MIND!  These guy will kick your ass into tomorrow with this killer lp!  Fantastic trash punk garage rock and roll!!!! 

"The first, the best, the last, the one and only Dwarves celebrate over 20 years of unmentionable practices against music, the populace, small animals, teenage girls, law, order, and society with a kiss-off collection of 16 classic tracks on Reptilian Records. After nearly 20 years out of print, the classic collection How to Win Friends and Influence People spits out re-recorded versions of the songs that made the Dwarves a universally loved Satanic cult of sex, drugs, and destruction -- 'Drug Store', 'Fuck You Up and Get High', 'Dairy Queen', 'Let's Fuck', and many others. Although the originals resounded with power and fury, the newest versions are even mightier; not bland, verbatim clones, but altered arrangements -- some slower, some faster, all better, recorded raw and with increased abandon. The Dwarves -- talented, demented, (not to mention once young and good looking) leave countless imitators in their sleazy wake, but none could ever fulfill the twisted manifest destiny declared by these lawless pioneers many years ago."

Tracks are:

1.1 Intro
1.2 Dominator
1.3 Way Out
1.4 Let's F*#k
1.5 Anybody Out There?
1.6 Astroboy
1.7 F*#k You Up and Get High
1.8 Follow Me
1.9 Saturday Night
1.10 Act Like You Know
1.11 Speed Demon
1.12 Satan
1.13 F*#k 'Em All
1.14 Drugstore
1.15 Detention Girl
1.16 Dairy Queen
1.17 Surfing the Intercourse Barn

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