FRANK ZAPPA Live in New York VERY RARE UK GENUINE WITHDRAWN 1st PRESS EX+ LPs.

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Artist or Band: FRANK ZAPPA

Album Title: Zappa in New York.

Producer(s): Frank Zappa.

TRACK LIST:

Side 1: Titties & Beer (Original UNCUT Version); I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth; PUNKY’S WHIPS.

Side 2: Manx Needs Women; The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1; Big Leg Emma; Black Page #2.

Side 3: Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me; The Illinois Enema Bandit.

Side 4: The Purple Lagoon.

Label and Condition: Discreet – genuine original with the very rare ‘Punky’s Whips’ listed on side one.

Label Conditions: All four in superb condition: very clean, fresh and attractive with only one or two ultra fine and faint spindle marks seen under angled light. All evidence suggests this set has hardly been played.

Cat Number: K 69204.

Mode / Speed: Stereo / 33.3 rpm.

Warps: Assume all records I offer have no warping of any significance and all tracking is easy and effortless and should play on all turntables and even ‘budget’ decks.

Weight of Records: 106 / 122 grams. Discreet records were inconsistent on weight as seen here and never that heavily pressed. 122 grams for disc two being almost exceptional in real terms.

Country of Manufacture: England.

Rarity: RARE: and make no mistake about it. I actually consider one of the rarest UK Zappa albums ever made. But that only as an absolute first issue with ‘Punky’s Whips’ on record label, cover and playing the song. This was withdrawn almost immediately (reputedly on the very first day it hit the shops) and repressed minus the song with no extras filling the gap making for a ten minute shorter version. Not only that, the first song ‘Titties and Beer’ is completely uncensored with an extra line with another very rude reference to Punky Meadows. This is far less publicised and only hard-core Zappa fans would have known by hearing this original, then the hastily recut version that, in Zappa terms, is quite common. Clearly Warner were determined to remove all audio references to the Angel guitarist on the revamped version.

Original Year of Release: 1977

Matrix Nos: K - 69204 A-1, K - 69204 B-1, K - 69204 C-1 and K - 69204 D-1. All four run out grooves have ‘ALLEN’ etched on them.

Brief Artist & Album Info: Without doubt this is one of Zappa’s rarest albums on vinyl, and arguably, THE rarest. This is the first, and only, briefly UK issued version of this double set that includes the controversial track ‘Punky’s Whips’. This was withdrawn almost immediately and is very elusive indeed to find. Warner Bros got very worried about this song in case the man (Mr Punky Meadows of the US glam-rock band Angel, a long blonde-headed lead guitar player) sued Zappa for the sexual lyrics, suggesting Punky was gay. It was later said he was unoffended by the song and actually thought it all very amusing. Terry Bozio, the ‘cute little’ drummer in this Zappa band, falls in love with a picture of Punky and tells of his desires of what he would like to do with him - it’s all very bizarre and typical Frank humour. This album exists in three versions: this being the first cut that includes ‘Punky’s Whips’ on the cover, label and the record plays the song. The second version has the track on the cover but not on the label and does not play the song – clearly the already printed covers were to be used up to save money, but clearly the written lyrics were strangely not deemed a worry compared with the vocal version. The third, and most common issue omits the track everywhere. This ultimate withdrawn first pressing also includes the uncensored version of ‘Titties and Beer’ that opens the album. It has an extra line with reference to a picture of Meadows to be used for ‘self-pleasure’ (a cleaned up version here). This album as an original is far rarer than even the Price Guides suggest, it’s listed as triple the value of the other two, does that mean every 300 copies of this record found, 100 of them will be the original with complete track listing? - I think not, my regulars will know I am a huge Zappa fan and collector, I have seen this album very few times. Indeed I clearly remember going to a Colchester Record shop (Parrots) in my break from college to buy a copy of this, only to be told it had been ‘delayed’, not withdrawn and it would be available ‘sometime soon’. Those who got a ‘Punky’ copy must have been incredibly fast or just lucky, as this was pulled from sale almost immediately. New York is a classic live Zappa set, it covers all aspects of his works and most are brand new songs. Three live favourites are featured - ‘Punky’s Whip’s’ yes (but only a very few originals), also ‘Titties and Beer’ (here uncut) and ‘The Illinois Enema Bandit’. ‘Titties’ tells of Franks deal with the devil (played by Bozio again) to get back his girl and beer, who have been swallowed by that ‘cute little drummer’ [bemasked and playing the devil]. ‘The Illinois Enema Bandit’ is a bizarre true story about Michael Kenyon, an armed robber who administered enema’s to three woman victims while the robberies were taking place. Other than the satire this stunning double set features a full size jazz workout, not dissimilar to The Grand Wazoo in the shape of ‘The Purple Lagoon’ (that occupies all of side four), and some amazingly complex instrumentals including both versions of the ‘Black Page’ - his first ever single with the Mothers of Invention is also included (‘Big Leg Emma’). This is virtuoso territory and features a stunning backing band including the wonderful Ruth Underwood on percussion. Both records in superb shape too and appearing and sounding hardly played records. The cover, as per most, has ring wear and is immensely hard to find without it – even my own copy has some. A wonderful and rare original for Zappaphiles to enjoy, these come along very infrequently, I would be sure the withdrawn copies were melted down and only a small number were sold fast enough to beat the recall.

Cover Grade and Format: EXCELLENT(–): an unlaminated, matt-finished gatefold format with smooth finish. It includes all references to Punky’s Whips with lyrics printed (please see my close-up pictures). Both LPs include their unlined inners.

Cover Front: This is simply one of those covers that rarely escapes rubbing and ring wear. Fairly light arcs are seen in the central areas of each side and there is a lightly rubbed crease near the top right corner. A small few light edge and corner rubs also. Overall, very respectable and a typical front to this uncompromising cover.

Cover Back: The back has more moderate ring wear seen at the top and bottom. Also smallish corner tip rubs but any creasing fine and very light. Again quite typical – but LESS typical, is the inclusion of ‘Punky’s Whips’ on side one as seen in close-up.

Cover Gatefold Inner: The odd light crease trace but little else to fault – and with the full ‘Punky’ lyrics of course (again refer to my main picture).

Top Edges: Barely any wear to the back, a little light patchy rubbing on the front.

Bottom Edges: Fairly light patchy rubbing, more on the corner ends.

Right Edge(s), and Type: Clean and mostly sharp with any thickening or burring light as seen viewed end-on. Records enter on these right edges that are guaranteed untrimmed.

Spine and Text: Solid, straight with barely any hint of compression. Folded square, so the edges meet up closely and parallel, and a bonus this has not faded as it has a tendency to do over time. Just one very small fold chip and a rub on the top corner. All else almost has made with full ink coverage, the text unworn and easy to read as seen again in close-up. I consider this spine almost exceptional.

Corners: Light to moderate corner rubs with fine shape retained.

Cover Summary: Overall, a solid and still quite attractive example of this rare cover. Not quite as rare as the records as a small few recut records were still initially included in them prior to reprinting. But still not seen often, so finding ones in much better condition will never prove easy. It should please many collectors. Both the plain solid white unlined inners are included, both the same style with slightly different text. These are better than excellent with barely any creasing and no edge splits or repairs.

Vinyl Condition/Visual Grading: EXCELLENT(+): or better. All four sides are very clean and shiny, pressed on solid vinyl, one more so than the other. Only ultra fine and faint whispy surface traces seen under bright angled light and I am sure this pair have hardly been played. Possibly Zappa’s rarest original album in very fine condition, it should please most collectors.

Album Played For Grading: Yes. [I play ALL records I offer before submitting to Ebay, also the record is played in its entirety unless clearly stated otherwise. I do NOT play snippets or joining grooves to check for sound quality and quietness – I play from the beginning to end via clinically revealing B&W speakers that include the legendary tweeter from their awesome Nautilus range that reveals every blemish or minuscule sound present on any record.]

Sound Quality and Audio Grading: Both records play even above their high visual grading with very little to fault. Strong, totally distortion-free sound, all frequencies are sharp and clear with no pops and just the odd sporadic tick noted. Near pristine sound quality and nothing spoilt my pleasure when play-grading. Great detail and fantastic production - Zappa live albums were always special, mostly all new material and strong sound and performances. Legendary tracks within his vast catalogue including (for a nice change on vinyl), ‘Punky’s Whips’ and the uncensored full version of ‘Titties and Beer’. Available copies of this are rare and finding the two records cleaner or more under-played will be difficult and even unlikely - one for the serious fan, these are getting ever more elusive to find. A plain is fact is, when fans get to own one of these, they seldom put them back on the open market, and let’s be clear, if I did not own a similar copy myself, this would be going nowhere. My highest possible recommendation is mandatory for a classic Zappa double set, that’s actually COMPLETE. The only small reservation for the highly discerning is the cover wear, but truly, it is rarely seen without it, and full text originals are also rare within their own right.

Now one of the most established sellers on Ebay and still offering the finest and most accurately described and graded records I can find. I pride myself on offering a variety of genres to keep my site as interesting as possible. I will rarely offer any record that falls below a true Excellent grading, unless its of a certain rarity which will justify offering a lesser grade. I try, to the best of my ability to describe as accurately and as honesty as I can all items I offer for sale with all the relevant information I can think of to help any potential bidder and collector. You may notice I only submit records sparingly on Ebay - on average ONEADAY, a couple more at weekends if time permits, hence the name - time rarely allows for more as I Play-Grade virtually every record I offer in their entirety, not just bits to guess a grade - visuals alone do not always tell a true or full story. I will mention any defects or flaws no matter how small that I notice to be fair as possible to any interested collector – I am very fussy and my buyers have the right to be too. Every record I offer, whether it be a common or rare item deserves the same respect as far as I am concerned and will be treated the same - just because an item is rare does not always mean its good. I get just as much pleasure offering a relatively common record in stunning near mint condition as the real rare items. All the pictures I use for your guidance are taken with a digital camera or scanned - they are NOT improved, cleaned-up or made better looking than they are with camera trickery or enhancing with digital programmes. What you see is what you get and scanned labels will give a more accurate representation of the genuine colour than flash photography where light is variable. I cannot guarantee total accuracy for colours however but most will be very close. If any picture I take looks more flattering than the actual item for any reason, I will clearly state the fact in the advert and vice-versa. I hope the item below is to your liking - any questions can be emailed and I will do my very best to answer you. I am enthusiastic, and have a fair degree of knowledge about many genres and I promise quality items - bid with confidence - excellence comes as standard and so does Near Mint regularly. Please assume all records I offer have NO jumps, sticks, warps or writing on covers or labels unless clearly stated to the contrary. Thanks for your interest and Good luck – MIKE.

Deck: Linn LP12/Hercules/Cirkus with Ittok Mk II arm and Ortofon Rondo Red moving coil cartridge (tracks at 2 grams). Amps: Naim Nait 5i with Project USB phono stage and Chord interconnects. Speakers: B&W 704 Floorstanding 3-way Monitors (bi-wired with Terrarium Black terminated cable). All records I offer on Ebay are cleaned on a professional VPI-17 vacuum machine before play-grading for the cleanest and best possible sound and will include a brand new lined inner and protective cover too. Pictures taken with a Nikon D5000 SLR Digital Camera.

PACKING - THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

What You Get: To confirm to the strict Ebay rules on shipping, I must now send ALL my packets ‘Signed-For’ with NO exceptions. Both buyers and sellers want their packets to have a safer journey and this is not a bad thing.

I now offer the fastest possible posting, often the very next day after payment is received or within two to three days maximum (unless on holiday). I only use FIRST-CLASS Mail. The record’s cover will be placed within a BRAND NEW soft protective sleeve and the actual record will be professionally cleaned on my new VPI-17 Pro vacuum system to give ultimate clean grooves and playing surfaces and the best possible looks and ultimate sound quality. You will NOT get tired, dull looking, dust infested records inside worn and foggy covers with tatty inners from this seller and that’s a promise and guarantee. All records are posted in professional boxes (NOT Mailers, these do not offer any real protection). The record(s) are REMOVED from their main cover to avoid edge splits and placed within a brand new polylined inner. The record’s original inner will be included if available. The boxes are then reinforced with at least TWO, ULTRA THICK stiffeners for maximum extra protection – these are FOUR TIMES thicker than commercial stiffeners and are custom-made for oneadayrecords. Really rare and expensive albums will even be Double Boxed if deemed necessary and possible. When larger boxes are used, the thick record and stiffener ‘sandwich’ is then thickly embedded into bubble-wrap to bulk out the record inside the box to centre the item inside to reduce the risk of damage still further. Printed address labels are used for clarity as well as a sender label. Customers requests or special needs for P&P will be respected if at all possible but ‘Signed-For’ posting is NOT an option anymore. I do not profit on posting and the cost of this lavish packing is NOT even charged for, I offer probably the best-value and safest shipping possible for ultimate confidence. The boxes and ultra thick double-wall stiffeners and bubble wrap make a near impregnable fortress for safe shipping and this is used inland and overseas for ALL my records, not just the rare and expensive. I will invoice any winning bidder as soon as possible after the auction ends. My ‘loss’ or ‘damage rate’ is less than one in two thousand+ based on over 10,000+ items sold in over 12 years of Ebay trading and I consider that pretty exceptional. The only damage rate acceptable for this seller is ZERO and I think my packets will offer just that. It would take a vicious postman or postal service to damage these for sure. Even one of these stiffeners cannot be bent by hand, so what chance 2 inside a box? Oneadayrecords is a MAILER-FREE ZONE. I discount of course for multiple purchases with a maximum of FIVE records per box (one double can sometimes be included subject to total weight). All postage costs are below and at the top of the listing.

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PLEASE NOTE: I now exercise my right to open a dispute after the Ebay rule of FOUR days if no payment is received. I will then cancel the dispute to end the, again after the mandatory FOUR days and then offer the item to the runner-up or relist. The non-payer will also be blocked from my Ebay site and they take the Ebay consequences (a strike or removal from the system). Small businesses need prompt payment to trade and these strict rules WILL be applied.

SHIPPING COSTS & CONDITIONS – THESE comply with EBAY’S RULES - PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:

Posting & Packing: UK & CHANNEL ISLANDS all now sent via Recorded Delivery:

1 LP (FIRST-CLASS Recorded Delivery with Standard Royal Mail Insurance) [Signed For] = £4.75

1 LP (Special Delivery with Standard £500 Maximum Insurance) [Signed For, Next Day] = £8. (this includes insurance of £500). Add £2 per extra LP.

Posting & Packing: EUROPE & SCANDINAVIA. (Airmail Only):

1 LP (Small Packet ‘Signed For’ with Standard Royal Mail Insurance [£50 maximum]) = £12.50 (enhanced Royal Mail insurance is an optional extra £3). Add £3 per extra LP.

Posting & Packing: ALL OVERSEAS (non-European) e.g. USA (ANY PART OF); South America; New Zealand; Australia; Canada; Japan and other Far East; (Airmail Only: I NEVER use Surface Mail):

1 LP (Small Packet ‘Signed For’ with Standard Royal Mail Insurance [£50 maximum]) = £16.50 (£17.50 for double sets). Add £3 per extra LP. (enhanced Royal Mail insurance is an optional extra £3)

Payment Conditions:

I prefer PayPal or cheque from UK winning bidders. I can accept PayPal from overseas bidders or direct payment into my bank account.

Potential Bidders: I will cancel any bids I feel are time-wasters. A maximum 3 days for communication and 7 days for payment to arrive - if not I will relist the item or offer to the runner-up. Fast deals get great feedback from me. Any questions - please ask and thanks for looking.

My Guarantee: If any winning bidder is not satisfied with their purchase I will offer a complete refund. I will not refund if any defect detail is clearly stated on the advert and missed by the buyer, so read the item description carefully. If any overseas collector does not understand anything in my listing, please email and ask me to help. Thank You.

SOME GENERAL GUIDES TO WEAR AND CONDITIONS TO HELP YOU DECIDE

My Use of Description Terminology: Surface Marks = Superficial, usually light marks, hairlines or light scuffs that rarely sound. Scratch = a needle mark that goes below the record’s surface, some will sound, some will not, my play-grade will inform. Original = a record that has been pressed with the first label design which does NOT necessarily mean a very first pressed record. First Pressing = A record that I believe or know to be a genuine very first pressed record. I do not claim to always know for sure, and that’s why I state the stamper and matrix numbers if at all possible, for those who claim to know what they all mean, the information is there for the collector to decide. I prefer to use terms like ‘Early Copy’ rather than ‘First Pressing’ if I am not totally sure. Surface Sound = Mild, light sound, usually light crackle or similar. Distortion = Break up of the actual sound caused by groove wear or damage from a chipped stylus – the most undesirable form of unwanted sound, vintage mono records were the most prone to this happening but not exclusively so. The symptoms of distortion are high frequency clipping, moderate constant crackle or an echo type sound quality. Violin, piano and vocals are most prone to groove-wear distortion. Feathering = Fraying or softening of the entry edge of a cover. Covers with feathered entrance edges are more likely to have had the actual record inserted and removed more than a non-feathered, sharp-edged cover which are always far more attractive. Set Off, actually a printer’s term for dark ink leaving mild residue on pale or white ink when rested upon. e.g. when a gatefold cover has black ink closed against white, this can leave some black residue on the pale area – this is mostly unavoidable or course.

The Argument for Vinyl Original sound and mix (mono mixes are rarely available on CD), high quality sound on clean copies (played on a hi-end dedicated analogue system – breathtaking sound!), beautiful, large format covers, artwork, inserts and even full size posters etc; huge investment potential, and the pleasure of owning ‘the real thing’.