FRANK ZAPPA MOTHERS OF INVENTION MEAT LOVERS LIVE 45 7" YELLOW VINYL 4 INSERTS

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FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - 7" YELLOW VINYL - 45 RPM SINGLE - SIDE A: NOVEMBER 20TH 1970 VETERANS MEMORIAL AUDITORIUM, COLUMBUS, OHIO - KING KONG - SIDE B: NOVEMBER 15TH 1974 - VETERANS MEMORIAL AUDITORIUM, BUFFALO, NEW YORK - DOG BREATH VARIATIONS - UNCLE MEAT - DECEMBER 4TH 1971 - CASINO MONTREUX, MONTREUX, SWITZERLAND - KING KONG - INCLUDES 3 DOUBLE SIDED COLOR INSERTS FOR EACH SONG AND VENUE WITH PHOTOS, INFORMATION ABOUT THE VENUES, 1970 TOUR DATES - MORE INFORMATION THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT - ANOTHER ONE SIDED TITLE COLOR INSERT - AN IMPRINTED HOFFMAN RECORDS WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE, A CARDBOARD ONE SIDE PRINTED RECORD JACKET, AND THE ORIGINAL RESEALABLE PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE - HOFFMAN RECORDS - CHECK OUT ALL OF THE PHOTOS - A LOT OF STUFF INCLUDED IN THIS DELUXE PACKAGE - OK LARRY?
I PURCHASED THIS SINGLE NEW A WHILE BACK AND PLAYED IT TWICE, ONCE WHEN I GOT IT AND RIGHT NOW BEFORE I LISTED IT. BOTH SIDES PLAY PERFECT. THE WHITE PAPER ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVE HAS A CREASE IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER. THAT'S THE WAY I GOT IT. EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS LIKE IT HAD BEEN BRAND NEW. I PUT THE RECORD IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE WHICH IS ALSO INCLUDED. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.  

I'LL TELL YA THOUGH, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY THIS RARE 'N EXCITING ITEM FIRST. THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT QUESTIONS THAT I'VE RECEIVED WHICH HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS:

. ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

. OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

. IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE FIRES ME, TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE UP ALL OF THE PROFITS. DO I STILL NEED TO PAY?

. OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

. SEVERAL WEEKS AGO MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU ANYWAY?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

. MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY, AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE. MY MAMA TOLD ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER IN MANAGUA. DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

. DURING A RECENT STAY IN A MOTEL, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT, BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER, LATER THAT EVENING SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

. THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON SAID; "IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST, IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

. PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 15.

. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUMQUAT.

THIS SINGLE WILL BE SENT IN A CARDBOARD BOX, NOT MERELY WRAPPED IN A BROWN PAPER GROCERY BAG. 

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT SUCH AS STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LAWRENCE LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MANY OTHER PSYCHEDELIC AND OTHER ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, NEKTAR, JIMI HENDRIX, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE CAREFUL IT'S KINDA' TIGHT IN THERE WITH ALL OF THOSE RARE 'N EXCITING ITEMS. SO I'M SUGGESTING THAT ANYONE WITH HUGE BUTTOCKS JUST MIGHT WANNA BRING IN A LITTLE GREASE WITH THEM TO AVOID GETTING STUCK. THERE-BY CREATING A SITUATION WHERE I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT THE CYBER SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO GO IN THERE TO PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION TO MY E-BAY STORE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?