MOTHERS OF INVENTION ? WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY ? EX 68 Verve insert ZAPPA

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Original stereo east coast press of their third album (with the insert), an uncontested masterwork of pure genius. As with the previous two albums it is a concept album, satirizing left and right-wing politics (particularly the hippie subculture) as well as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It was conceived as part of a project called No Commercial Potential, which produced three other albums: Lumpy Gravy, Cruising With Ruben And The Jetsand Uncle Meat. It was controversial from the minute it was submitted to Verve, and was subject to censorship upon its release. This initial pressing was soon followed by an even more censored version, which this copy is a fine example of. The first version was censored in the following ways:

    Harry, You're A Beast - the "Don't come in me" section was partially forwards, partially backwards, and shuffled as well, and is likely Zappa's own work.
    Mother People- "Better look around before you say you don't care / Shut your f***in' mouth about the length of my hair / How would you survive / If you were alive / S***ty little person?" were cut out, and replaced with the "Lemme take a minute and tell you my plan" section from earlier in the song. These cut lines were presented backwards at the end of side one (as "Hot Poop"), but with "f***in'" edited out. This is also likely to be Zappa's own work.
    Concentration Moon- "Also, at the same time, I get to work with the Velvet Underground, which is as s***ty a group as Frank Zappa's group" was cut from Gary Kellgren's whispering. Some copies escaped without this edit, and it is different on the heavily-censored versions. Likely a last-minute Verve edit.
This second issue was also censored in these additional ways:
    Who Needs The Peace Corps?- the "kick the s*** out of me on the street" bit was censored.
    Absolutely Free- the word "balling" was censored from "I don't do publicity balling for you anymore".
    Absolutely Free- the words "flower power sucks" were cut (although, the echoes of the word "sucks" can still be heard under the ensuing verse).
    Let's Make The Water Turn Black- the lines "And I still remember Mama with her apron and her pad / Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe" were cut, as someone at the label thought "pad" referred to a sanitary napkin.
    Hot Poop- the backwards "Mother People" verse was cut, so it is reduced to Kellgren's whispering and a single snork (different from the regular version).



Artist: THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

Year: 1968

Label: Verve

Catalog Number: V6-5045

Mono/Stereo/Quadro: stereo

Country: USA

Weight: 133 grams

Cover Format: gatefold. wraparound outerslick with paste-on inner panel

Cover Condition: EX (sharp, crisp, vivid and tight, nearly perfect edges & corners, light shelf wear, insert is pristine)

Vinyl Condition:

Label Condition: some light spindle marks

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