SEX PISTOLS Never Mind The Bollocks LP RARE CHERRY RED RECORD CLUB PRESSING

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SEX PISTOLS Never Mind The Bollocks LP ~ RARE CHERRY RED RECORD CLUB PRESSING ~

The Sex Pistols
"Never Mind The Bollocks" LP
 Columbia House Record Club
Warner Brothers BSK 3147

This is the hard-to-find second Columbia House Record Club pressing. This particular pressing's cover was a very dark beet-cherry red/pink, with a deeper green background. It is noticibly darker than any other pressing of this title. For comparison I've photographed this record with a first Columbia House Record Club pressing. (The second record is for comparison only and is not included for sale.)

The record's in nice shape. Some wispy paper-wear. Full gloss. Nice.

VINYL: strong VG++ COVER: EX+

(All grading done directly under a 75 watt bulb, an overhead 4-foot 2-light fluorescent, and a halogen interior spotlight. I see - and mention - everything. I never grade in natural light; it masks all manner of wispy wear. If you inspect (under my lights) records graded NM or Mint by other sellers, you will almost certainly see a TON of wispy wear that is imperceptible in natural room light. Most sellers either don't know - or don't care about this, and they continue to sell overgraded records. I don'y do this. If I call a record NM or NM/M you can be certain it is FLAWLESS - under ANY light!) 

(PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO GRADING KEY. ALL GRADING DONE VISUALLY, UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED. )

(All records shipped out of the cover and any custom inners, in a NEW paper sleeve, and a NEW poly outer.)

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!!! NOTE: (All of my listings feature RAW AUDIO from the actual record for sale. I don't deep-clean my records - unless stated otherwise. I simply wipe them with a cleaning solution, and use a discwasher brush on the turntable before recording the audio direct. So, if you like what you hear now - you're probably going to LOVE it if you do a proper cleaning at home.)

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IMPORTANT NOTE: I am one of the hardest graders on eBay. I took a year off from selling and am a few transactions away from getting back my tippy toppy performance gold stickers from the teachers again. I see that a few of my colleagues are still pulling in crazy dollars from records that should sell for half that. I hear some fuzzy, wuzzy terms like "minty clean" and "clean" and "clean top copy." Apparently that, and a freshman essay on the merits and historical background of a particular record are worth all those extra bucks!! Go figure!! If you feel all that "listing candy" and adroit wordplay deserves your business . . . . and you like paying three times what you should for records that are really just glorified VG+ records by the old time standards . . . well then, spend on my friend!  BUT . . . if you don't feel like paying extra for a musicology lesson and some flowery description . . . welcome back to SCARYRECORDZ. Where ALL my records are TOP COPIES, and all my grading is SPOT ON and OH SO CONSERVATIVE. Where I won't bore you with my college of musical knowledge. And I won't razzle dazzle you out of your hard earned bucks. I will simply sell only the best records. graded correctly. packaged immpecably. mailed immediately. backed by a no-bullshit no-questions-asked return policy. All that for half the price. (My suggestion . . . . . find what you want over there, and then come over here and buy a better copy for less. try it. "you're gonna like how it looks . . . i guarantee it." (apologies to Men's Wearhouse)

GRADING KEY
(all grading done visually except where noted. I grade conservatively and carefully under three mixed light sources. IMPORTANT NOTE: I don't misuse the lower grades (VG and VG+)!! All the grades listed below are variations on clean, glossy, playable records. My VG and VG+ copies are NOT trashed dull junk. I would rather grade lower, and gain a repeat customer, than "wish" a higher grade on a record. Buy my VG+ with confidence if you are looking for a clean, glossy, listen-able record and don't want to break the bank. (On the other hand, my upper grades are BEAUTIES!! persnickity distinctions between gradients of what alot of sellers just call NM or Mint Minus)) When I call a "EX+" or a "EX/NM" or a "EX+NM-" or a "NM/M" you can rest assured that you are buying a highest quality, top-shelf, stunner. 

I really try to stick with minty, quite often unplayed copies. 
 

SCARYRECORDZ VINYL GRADING

NM/M - pristine vinyl. as if it came out of shrink-wrap a minute ago. Scary Perfect. 

NM - just oh-so shy of stone pristine. paper shadows maybe. perhaps the faintest whiff of a hard-to-find paper wisp - perhaps. the kind you have to search hard for to locate. no more than one. two would earn a lower grade.

NM- or (EX/NM) - Superbly cared-for record. a super-faint hairline (MAYBE). perhaps an extremely superficial and inaudible scuff. full shining gloss. Super Clean.

EX - a clean, full gloss, very well cared-for record. perhaps 2 or 3 "SUPERFICIAL"  paper scuffs or extremely light wispies. Intuitively higher in overall quality than a strong VG+

VG+ - A small handfull of MINOR signs of use (possibly: light hairlines, a light needle-drag, slight fading of gloss.) No real damage. clean, a perfectly acceptable playing copy.  full gloss. very nice. just not tippy top.  

VG - a playable record. still clean. not trashed. might have a scratch that can be felt. should not skip. If I use this grade I will usually give a listen to any obvious trouble spot(s), but I don't often use this grade.

As far as COVER GRADING:
I use the same letter grades, but I generally try to use multiple close-up pictures of covers, inserts, sleeves, etc. I try to mention every defect, but my giant-size photgraphs will show the exact record you are buying. (I will always mention anything not visible in the photos, ie: a seam split, spine-wear, etc.) But there are too many variables to stick tightly to a preconceived letter-grade system for covers, inserts, and inners. I try to be intuitive and mention everything. Feel free to ask questions. 

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Auctions ending Sunday nights are generally invoiced Monday morning.
(You will receive an automated "end of auction" notice, and are welcome to pay then if you are buying a single item and do not need an invoice with combined shipping.)

****  All records are professionally shipped in custom LP mailers (from Bagsunlimited ) with 12" 3/8 inch small-bubble wrap sheets and inner cardboard reinforcement. I remove each record from its original sleeve and cover. The record is placed in a generic white sleeve. Each element is separated: disc, sleeve, cover. All are then secured inside a 1ml plastic LP cover and prepared, as described, for shipping.  ****

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I guarantee a seamless, professional transaction. I offer a 100%  money back guarantee if you are unsatisfied with any aspect of our transaction. I will even pay return shipping. Please contact me within a few days of reciept.

The most important thing you need to know about me is that I treat people the way I expect to be treated. I simply do everything in my power to ensure a seamless and enjoyable transaction. I grade strictly; I ship promptly and professionally; I offer 'no questions asked' full refunds. I will even pay for your return shipping in the rare event that some aspect of our transaction does not meet your expectations.

I have over 35 years experience as a collector, musician, music writer, and connoisseur of all things fine, trashy, out-of-bounds, anti-social, pop delicious, and worth getting out of bed for. You can't go wrong dealing with me - because there's nothing I won't do to win your trust as a seller and person. No worries.

(My basic rule of thumb is that if a record isn't pretty "minty" to begin with, I don't bother listing it. It's just too problematic dealing with "mid-grade" records online. I stick to the good stuff; and have had no trouble with grading expectations.)

I can be contacted through the eBay messaging system. I receive mobile notices of every communication - and will contact you promptly. Should you need to speak to me more quickly, or in detail about a listing, you may call 978-500-2881, which is my cell phone