ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 & 3 RARE NEW ZEALAND 2 LP SET

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1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 & 3 - 2 LP VINYL RECORD SET - ULTRA RARE NEW ZEALAND PRESSING - MADE IN NEW ZEALAND BY A REGISTERED USER OF THE TRADE MARK AND PRESSED ON THE CBS RECORDS LABEL - S2BP-220222.

WELL FOLKS, HERE FROM THE FAR CORNERS OF THE WORLD, REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND HAS ONCE AGAIN PUT UP  A 2 LP VINYL RECORD SET ON E-BAY FOR THE DINING AND DANCNG PLEASURE OF THE TRUE ELITE ZAPPA COLLECTOR, BUT HEY, I'LL SELL IT TO ANYBODY THAT WINS AND PAYS, EVEN TO A DILLWEED SUCH AS YOU. THIS IS THE ULTRA RARE NEW ZEALAND PRESSING OF THIS ZAPPA CLASSIC 2 LP SET, IT HAS " MAE IN NEW ZEALAND BY A REGISTERED USER OF THE TRADE MARK " PRINTED ON BOTH LABELS, BUT IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THIS REGISTERED USER OF THE TRADE MARK GOT AT LEAST THE ART WORK TO MANUFACTURE THIS RECORDING ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE NEAR THE BOTTOM INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD COVER IS PRINTED " REPRINTED BY KIND PERMISSION OF PENJANE MUSIC [ AUST ] PTY. LTD. " WHICH MEANS THAT THEY GOT THE STUFF TO MADE THIS RECORD FROM AUSTRALIA, WHICH IS NO SURPRISE SINCE AUSTRALIA IS THE CLOSEST PLACE TO NEW ZEALAND WITH ANY REAL CIVILIZATION FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF MILES. YEAH NEW ZEALAND ZAPPA RECORD PRESSINGS ARE REALLY RARE, EVEN IN AUSTRALIA ZAPPA COLLECTORS HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME FINDING THEM. THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THAT THEY JUST DIDN'T MAKE THAT MAY ZAPPA RECORDS IN NEW ZEALAND DUE TO LACK OF INTREST IN THE ARTIST, AND ALSO THERE ARE ONLY A FEW RECORD STORES AND EVEN LESS SELLERS FROM NEW ZEALAND ON E-BAY, AND EVEN THEY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING ANY ZAPPA NEW ZEALAND PRESSINGS.

THE GATEFOLD COVER HAS A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION ON THE FRONT WITH LIGHT WEAR MOSTLY NEAR THE BOTTOM. INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD LOOKS NICE, VERY LIGHT WEAR BUT UNLIKE THE USA COPIES, THERE ARE NO SONG LYRIC SHEETS AND THERE WAS NO LYRIC SHEET INSERT EITHER. THE BACK COVER HAS A HEAVIER RECORD INDENTATION, BUT STILL LIGHT WEAR AS A RESULT. [ SEE PHOTOS ].

BOTH OF THE RECORDS HAVE A FEW LIGHT SURFACE MARKS ON THE PLAYING SURFACE, MOST OF THEM YOU'D NEED TO MOVE THE RECORD UNDER A BRIGHT LIGHT TO FIND. OK IF I WERE GRADING THEM BY THE GOLDMINE SYSTEM, THEY'D BE A NICE VG+ BUT I TRY TO AVOID THAT KIND OF GRADING SYSTEM BECAUSE IT NO LONGER MEANS ANYTHING, AS VIRTUALLY EVERY CRAPPY RECORD DEALER CLAIMS THAT ALL OF THEIR RECORDS ARE NEAR MINT OR IN MANY CASES MINT. HEY, THIS VG+ IS IN MUCH BETTER CONDITION THAN THAT IDIOT WHO ONLY SELLS MINT RECORDS AND THAT BUNGHOLE WILL NEVER HAVE THIS 2 LP SET FOR SALE ANYHOW. IT MIGHT BE A LONG TIME BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE HAS IT FOR SALE EITHER. BOTH RECORDS COME WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES AND JUST WHEN YOU WERE THINKING, WOW MAN, WHAT A DEAL!!, I'M ALSO, OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART THROWING IN A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE IN THE EVENT THAT YOUR RECORD DECIDES TO GET A LITTLE FROM A SLEAZY MARIA MULDAR LP.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL OR MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS.

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END. IF YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH PAYPAL, PROBLEMS WITH YOUR BANK, PROBLEMS WITH THE POSTAL SERVICE BECAUSE EVERYTIME THAT YOU SEND A PAYMENT TO ANYBODY IT SEEMS TO GET LOST, OR PROBLEMS WITH OTHER LIES THAT YOU'VE TOLD TO OTHER SELLERS ABOUT WHY YOU HAVEN'T PAID THEM, GO TELLYOUR PROBLEMS TO OPRAH OR SOME OTHER FOOL WHO'LL BELEIVE YOU AND DON'T BID ON MY ITEMS.

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, ROLLING STONES, ALICE COOPER AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS FOR SALE IN MY E-BAY STORE.

ARE YOU JUST SOME GEEZER LOOKING FOR SOME RARE ZAPPA TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION BEFORE YOU BITE THE BIG ONE? FEAR NOT MY SON, THERE'S STILL TIME TO REPENT FROM ALL OF THAT FOUL BRITNEY SPEARS DONG FLOGGING THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING. JUST GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND CLICK ON SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. INSIDE O' THERE YOU'LL FIND THE RAREST ZAPPA ITEMS ON E-BAY AND PERHAPS ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. THE ADMISSION IS ALWAYS FREE SO YOU CAN GO THERE ANYTIME AND BUY SOME ULTRA COOL ZAPPA STUFF TO AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, AND WHO KNOWS? MAYBE AS A RESULT YOU'LL FIND A REAL GIRLFRIEND THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE INFLATION TO FLOG YER DONG FOR YOU. OK, IN YOUR CASE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GET TO HEAR SOME GOOD MUSIC. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?