ZAPPA Mothers "HOW CAN I BE SUCH A FOOL" UK 45 EX++

	£		50
	$		66

I'm listing an Excellent Copy of the ULTRA RARE UK Stock 7" Single "HOW CAN I BE SUCH A FOOL / IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE" Released on the 11th November 1966 by FRANK ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION. I'm listing it as EX++ (It could probably be graded higher and was bought as N/M.) - These are from a Large Archive of material that will probably not be listed together again in these GRADINGS collected over 40 plus Years!!!  I have 50-60+ Beefheart/Zappa Items listed plus lots of MAGIC BAND items left inc all US & UK Singles ( Maj of Zappa items sold now..)- The reason I've graded this as EX++ is on a Sight Grade it has 1 or 2 (only) handling marks you'd expect to see on a "42 YEAR OLD" release from just taking the record in and out of the sleeve... If anyone would be disapointed IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM -  I'd give a COMPLETE Refund!!! -

"HOW CAN I BE SUCH A FOOL / IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE!"

MOTHERS OF INVENTION

UK 1ST SINGLE  ON VERVE VS 545

 

NB. I've enclosed a list of Zappa 45s that I found to PROBABLY want to make you GIVE UP Collecting Zappa/Mothers 45s FOREVER !!!! (Like me!!!)

 

 PS.  It seems US Collectors of Zappa-Related 7" 45s Do not ever list Capt Beefheart & The Magic Bands "Pachuco Cadaver-Wild Life" French P/S on Straight Label as one of (SURELY?) the most HIGHLY COLLECTABLE Zappa related 45s??? - I would put it WAY more collectable than the early 60s "Hey Nelda"/"Worlds Greatest Sinner" 45s which Zappa Produced (or is connected to..) and appear on EBay fairly regularly, but the above Zappa Produced 45 (as far as I know) has only ever appeared "ONCE in 10 Years!!!???  and is an absolute CLASSIC!!!!) - I have a MINT - UNP Copy but would not entertain any bids under $1000.00 as I sold an EX-/EX copy last summer for £650.00 + I think a MINT copy must be nearer to £900.00 + possibly one of the Ultimate Zappa Produced 45s.

 

If you have any queries about this item, or wish me to list any specific Beefheart Rarity - Email me at psb251@live.co.uk

 

 

singles - 7" vinyl

the mothers of invention: how could i be such a fool? / help, i'm a rock
    (1966, 7”dj, usa, verve 10418)     the mothers of invention: how could i be such a fool? / help, i'm a rock
    (1966, 7”, ??, verve v-5122)     the mothers of invention: how could i be such a fool? / help i'm a rock - 3rd movement - it can't happen here
    (1966, 7”, usa, verve 10418)  

the mothers of invention: how could i be such a fool? / help i'm a rock - 3rd movement - it can't happen here
    (1966, 7"dj, uk, verve vs 545)

the mothers of invention: how could i be such a fool? / help i'm a rock - 3rd movement - it can't happen here
    (1966, 7", uk, verve v8 545)

the mothers of invention: trouble comin' every day / who are the brain police?
    (1966, 7”dj, usa, verve 10458)

the mothers of invention: trouble comin' every day / who are the brain police?
    (1966, 7", usa, verve 10458)     the mothers of invention: who are the brain police / trouble comin' every day
    (1966, 7", jpn, verve dv 5010) (PS)

the mothers of invention: who are the brain police / trouble comin' every day
    (1966, 7", nl, verve 58509) (PS)

the mothers of invention: why don't you do me right? / big leg emma
    (1967, 7”dj, usa, verve 10513)

the mothers of invention: why don't you do me right? / big leg emma
    (1967, 7”, usa, verve 10513)

the mothers of invention: why don't you do me right? / big leg emma
    (1967, 7"dj, uk, verve vs 557)

the mothers of invention: why don't you do me right? / big leg emma
    (1967, 7", uk, verve vs 557)

the mothers of invention: why don't you do me right? / big leg emma
    (1967, 7", swe, verve vk 58303) (PS)

 

the mothers of ivention: son of suzy creamcheese / big leg emma
    (1967, 7", fr, verve 58516) (PS)

 

the mothers of invention: lonely little girl / mother people
    (1967, 7”dj, usa, verve vk 10570)

the mothers of invention: lonely little girl / mother people
    (1967, 7”dj, usa, verve vk 10570)     the mothers of invention: motherly love / i ain't got no heart
    (1968, 7"dj, jpn, verve dv 5012) (PS)

  the mothers of invention: motherly love / i ain't got no heart
    (1968, 7"dj, jpn, verve dv 5012) (PS)     ruben & the jets (moi): deseri / jelly roll gumdrop
    (1968, 7”dj, usa, verve 10632)

ruben & the jets (moi): deseri / jelly roll gumdrop
    (1968, 7", ??, verve vs 11)     ruben & the jets (moi): any way the wind blows / jelly roll gumdrop
    (1968, 7”dj, usa, verve 10632)  

the mothers of invention: dog breath / my guitar
    (1969, 7”dj, usa, reprise 0840)

the mothers of invention: dog breath / my guitar
    (1969, 7", usa, reprise 0840)

the mothers of invention: dog breath / my guitar
    (1969, 7", ger, reprise ra 0840) (PS)

 

the mothers of invention: dog breath / my guitar
    (1969, 7", fr, reprise rv 20221) (PS)

the mothers of invention: my guitar - dog breath / mr.green genes - louie louie
    (19??, 7", mex, reprise / gamma gx 07-622) (PS)

the mothers of invention: my guitar / nancy sinatra: el baterista
    (1969, 7", mex, reprise / gamma no.236 - gx 07-622 - g-915)

the mothers of invention: ?? / aliento canino (dog breath)
    (1969, 7", mex, reprise g-913)  

frank zappa: peaches en regalia / peaches en regalia
    (1970, 7”dj, usa, bizarre 0889)     frank zappa: peaches en regalia / little umbrellas
    (1970, 7”, usa, bizarre 0889)     the mothers of invention: wplj / my guitar
    (1970, 7”dj, usa, bizarre 0892)     the mothers of invention: wplj / my guitar
    (1970, 7", usa, bizarre 0892) - no picture yet     the mothers of invention: wplj / my guitar
    (1970, 7", i, bizarre 02140) (PS)

frank zappa: tell me you love me / would you go all the way?
    (1970, 7”dj, usa, bizarre 0967)

frank zappa: tell me you love me / would you go all the way?
    (1970, 7”, usa, bizarre 0967)     frank zappa: tell me you love me / would you go all the way?
    (1970, 7", nl, united artists 5c005-93125)     frank zappa: what will this evening.../ daddy, daddy, daddy
    (1971, 7”, usa, united artists 35319)     frank zappa: what will this evening.../ daddy, daddy, daddy
    (1971, 7", fr, united artists 35319) (PS)

frank zappa: what will this evening.../ daddy, daddy, daddy
    (1971, 7", i, united artists 35.319)     frank zappa: what will this evening.../ daddy, daddy, daddy
    (1971, 7", nl, united artists 93125)  (PS)

 

frank zappa: magic fingers / magic fingers
    (1971, 7”dj, usa, united artists 50857)  

the mothers of invention: directly from my heart to you / my guitar
    (1971, 7"dj, arg, reprise 31654)

the mothers of invention: directly from my heart to you / my guitar
    (1971, 7", arg, reprise 31654) (PS)

  frank zappa: tears began to fall / tears began to fall
    (1971, 7”dj, usa, straight 1027)     frank zappa: tears began to fall / tears began to fall
    (1971, 7", usa, straight 1027)     frank zappa: tears began to fall / tears began to fall
    (1971, 7”dj, usa, bizarre 1052)

junier mintz: tears began to fall / junior mintz boogie
    (1971, 7”, usa, bizarre 1052)     junier mintz: tears began to fall / junior mintz boogie
   (1971, 7", uk, reprise k 14100)       junier mintz: tears began to fall / junior mintz boogie
    (1971, 7", i, bizarre k 14100)              

• frank zappa / mothers of invention: tears began to fall / happy together
     (1971, 7", fr, reprise k 14120)  
• frank zappa: magic fingers / daddy, daddy, daddy
      (1971, 7”, usa, united artists 50857)
      (1972, 7", i, united artists 35344)  
• the mothers: cletus awreetus-awightus / cletus awreetus-awightus
      (1972, 7”dj, usa, bizarre 1127)
• the mothers: cletus awreetus-awightus / eat that question
      (1972, 7”, usa, bizarre 1127)
      (1972, , i, bizarre k 14228)
• the mothers: i'm the slime / montana
      (1973, 7”, usa, discreet 1180)
• frank zappa: uncle remus / cosmik desbris
      (1974, 7”dj, usa, discreet pro-586)
      (1974, 7", uk, discreet k 19201)
      (1974, 7", ??, discreet 589)
      (1974, 7", por, warner brothers ns 6375)
• frank zappa: don't eat the yellow snow / don't eat the yellow snow
      (1974, 7”dj, usa, discreet 1312)
• frank zappa: don't eat the yellow snow / cosmik desbris
      (1974, 7”, usa, discreet 1312)
• frank zappa: don't eat the yellow snow / camarillo brillo
     (1974, 7", uk, discreet k 19202)
• frank zappa: du bist mein sofa / stinkfoot
      (1975, 7", ger, discreet k 19205)
• frank zappa: find her finer / find her finer
      (1976, 7”dj, usa, warner brothers 8296)
• frank zappa: find her finer / zoot allures
      (1976, 7”, usa, warner brothers 8296)
• frank zappa: disco boy / disco boy
      (1976, 7”dj, usa, warner brothers 8342)
• frank zappa: disco boy / ms. pinky
      (1976, 7”, usa, warner brothers 8342)
• frank zappa: dancin' fool / dancin' fool
      (1979, 7”dj, usa, zappa z-10)
• frank zappa: dancin' fool / baby snakes
      (1979, 7”, usa, zappa z-10)
     (1979, 7", uk, cbs 7261)
      (1979, 7", ger, cbs 7261)
      (1979, 7", nl, cbs 7261)
      (1979, 7", ??, cbs ba 222 576)
• frank zappa: joe's garage / joe's garage
      (1979, 7”dj, usa, zappa z-31)
• frank zappa: joe's garage / central scrutinizer
     (1979, 7”dj, usa, zappa z 31)
      (1979, 7", usa, zappa z-31)
• frank zappa: joe's garage / catholic girls
      (1979, 7", ger, cbs 7950)
      (1979, 7", ??, cbs ba 222 576)
     (1979, 7", sp, ??)
• frank zappa: bobby brown / baby snakes
      (1979, 7", nl, cbs 7485)
• frank zappa: bobby brown / stick it out
      (1979, 7"-pro, ger, cbs 8216, (wlp)
      (1979, 7", ger, cbs 8216)
      (1979, 7", sp, cbs 8287)
• frank zappa: stick it out / why does it hurt when i pee
      (1979, 7", nl, cbs 8287)
• frank zappa: i don't wanna get drafted / i don't wanna get drafted
      (1980, 7”dj, usa, zappa zr-1001)
      (1980, 7"-pro, usa, zappa records zrp 21)
• frank zappa: i don't wanna get drafted / ancient armaments
      (1980, 7”dj, usa, zappa zr 1001)
      (1980, 7”, usa, zappa zr-1001)
     (1980, 7"-pro, uk, cbs s 8625) (wlp)
      (1980, 7", i, cbs 8625)
      (1980, 7", nl, cbs 8625)
      (1980, 7", ger, cbs 8625)
      (1980, 7", sp, cbs 8652)
• frank zappa: i don't wanna get drafted / bob dylan: saved
      (1980, 7", i, cbs jc 15029) - an italian jukebox edition
• frank zappa: love of my life / for the young sophisticate
      (1981, 7", nl, cbs a 1241)
      (1981, 7", sp, cbs a 1241)
• frank zappa: you are what you is / pink napkins
      (1981, 7", sp, cbs a 1622)
      (1981, 7", nl, cbs a 1622)
• frank zappa: harder than your husband / dumb all over
      (1981, 7", nl, cbs a 1690)
• frank zappa: goblin girl / pink napkins
      (1981, 7"-pro, usa, barking pumpkin as 1328)
• frank zappa: you are what you is / harder than your husband
      (1982, 7", uk, cbs a 1622)
• frank zappa: the frank zappa ep
      (1982, 7", uk, cbs xps 147)
• frank zappa: valley girl / valley girl
      (1982, 7”dj, usa, barking pumpkin 02972) 
• frank zappa: valley girl / you are what you is
      (1982, 7”dj, usa, barking pumpkin 02972)
      (1982, 7", usa, barking pumpkin 02972)
      (1982, 7", usa, barking pumpkin ws 902972)
• frank zappa: valley girl / teenage prostitute
      (1982, 7", uk, cbs a 2412)
      (1982, 7”, nl, cbs a 2412)
      (1982, 7”, aus, cbs ba 222971)
• frank zappa: valley girl / no not now
      (1982, 7", nl, cbs a 2412)
• frank zappa: the man from utopia / sex
      (1983, 7", nl, cbs a 3397)
• frank zappa: baby take your teeth out / stevie's spanking
     (1984, 7", nl, emi 1 a 006)
      (1984, 7”, nl, emi 5499)
• frank zappa: bobby brown goes down / i have been in you
      (1991, 7”, ??, reel records realsi1)
• frank zappa: bobby brown goes down / i have been in you / dancin’ fool
      (1991, 7", ??, ??)

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I have made a decision to sell ALL ITEMS over £20.00 UK RECORDED DELIVERY.  Your high bid on this item implies that you agree to TRUST ME (based on my feedback record!) that my grading system is FAIR and I will in fact post your 'unprotected' item and retain PROOF OF POSTING and that if it does not show up, then the POSTAL SERVICES World-Wide are to blame although I will help the buyer with regards any claim. 

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