1969 AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER 2 LP WHITE LABEL PROMO FRANK ZAPPA SPIFFY

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APRIL 4TH 1969 - LAWRENCE LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER - AN EVENING WITH WILD MAN FISCHER - 12" VINYL RECORD RARE WHITE LABEL PROMO - 2 LP PROMOTIONAL SET - - THIS IS THE FAMOUS FIRST ALBUM PRODUCED AND RELEASED BY FRANK ZAPPA FOR LARRY ON FRANK'S BIZARRE RECORDS LABEL - YOU CAN HEAR FRANK TALKING TO LARRY ON THIS RECORD AND EVEN SOME OF THE SONGS INCLUDE MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS FROM SOME OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - ALSO AS FAR AS THE RECORDS ARE CONCERNED THEY'RE PROBABLY THE BEST QUALITY THAT I'VE SEEN OF THE PROMO VERSION OF THIS 2 LP SET IN MY 35+ YEARS OF WASTING TIME COLLECTING / TRADING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ALSO INCLUDED A PHOTO COPY  OF A PROMO PHOTO OF LARRY THAT HAD ONLY BEEN INCLUDED IN A VERY FEW OF THIS ALBUM'S PROMO RECORDS BUT NOT THIS ONE - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - 2XS 6332 - THE PHOTOS SEEN IN THIS RARE AND EXCITING LISTING ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE ITEM SOME LUCKY WEINER WILL RECEIVE AND I DIDN'T EVEN TRY 'N SNEAK IN ANY PHOTOS OF SOME VOLUPTUOUS VIXEN'S HUGE MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES. SO IT'S NOT ONLY SAFE FOR YEZ TO CHECK EM' OUT, BUT I WON'T GET BLAMED FOR CREATING HAIRY PALMS WITH MY PHOTOS OR SOMETHIN' - OK LARRY?

SO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THIS ITEM WITHOUT SITTING HOME ALL DAY WITH YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE STUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WAITING TO BID ON SOME AUCTION ABOUT TO END ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT YOU JUST GOT OUTBID BY SOME POTATO HEAD IN IDAHO. BESIDES IT'S A VERY NICE QUALITY 2 LP SET.

SIDE ONE: THE BASIC FISCHER, - MERRY-GO-ROUND - NEW KIND OF SONGS FOR SALE - I'M NOT SHY ANYMORE! - ARE YOU FROM CLOVIS? - THE MADNESS & ECSTASY.

SIDE TWO: LARRY'S SONGS, WHICH WAY DID THE FREAKS GO? - I'M WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF NARCOTICS - THE LEAVES ARE FALLING - 85 TIMES - COPS & ROBBERS - MONKEYS VERSUS DONKEYS - START LIFE OVER AGAIN - THE MOPE - LIFE BRAND NEW - WHO DID IT JOHNNY? - THINK OF ME WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE OFF - TAGGY LEE - RHONDA - I LOOKED AROUND YOU - JENNIFER JONES.

SIDE THREE: SOME HISTORICAL NOTES, THE TASTER - THE STORY OF THE TASTER - THE ROCKET ROCK - THE ROCKET ROCK EXPLANATION & DIALOG - DREAM GIRL - DREAM GIRL EXPLANATION - SERRANO BEACH - SUCCESS WILL NOT MAKE ME HAPPY - WILD MAN ON THE STRIP AGAIN.

SIDE FOUR: IN CONCLUSION, WHY I AM NORMAL - THE WILD MAN FISCHER STORY - BALLING ISN'T EVERYTHING - UGLY BEAUTIFUL GIRL - LARRY & HIS GUITAR - CIRCLE - LARRY UNDER PRESSURE.

I HEARD THAT LARRY CROAKED IN LOS ANGELES OF A HEART ATTACK AND IS CURRENTLY ON THAT BIG MERRY-GO-ROUND IN THE SKY.

HEAVY CARDBOARD 43 YEAR OLD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER. SOME RING WEAR ON THE BACK, A LITTLE BIT OF YELLOWING INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD BUT JUST NATURAL 43 YEAR OLD YELLOWING AND I'D BET WHEN YOU WERE 45 YEARS OLD YOU HAD A LITTLE YELLOWING TOO. ABOUT A 3 INCH SEAM SPLIT BEGINNING AT THE RECORD SLOT ON THE TOP FRONT SEAM. THE BACK FRONT SEAM HAS MAYBE AN INCH OF THAT SEAM SPLIT AGAIN BEGINNING AT THE RECORD SLOT. NO BIG DEAL FOR A 43 YEAR OLD ALBUM COVER. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. LARRY WOULD'DA WANTED YEZ TO HAVE ONE.

BOTH RECORDS LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND PLAY GREAT WHEN I PLAYED ALL FOUR SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . HEY, MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH THIS 2 LP SET BECAUSE LARRY DIDN'T HAVE MANY IF ANY GROUPIES. BUT NOW DIG THIS: AFTER LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED ALL FOUR SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS I DIDN'T FIND ANY SCRATCHES AT ALL ON ANY OF THE FOUR SIDES, AND THERE WASN'T EVEN ANYTHING I'D CALL A PAPER SCUFF.SO IF I MISSED ANYTHING IT WOULD HAVE EITHER HAD TO HAVE BEEN MICROSCOPIC, ULTRA LIGHT OR SIMPLY A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION. IN ANY CASE ALL FOUR SIDES PLAYED PERFECT, AND THIS IS A 43 YEAR OLD PROMO 2 LP SET . BOTH RECORDS INCLUDE A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT....., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE PHOTO OF WILD MAN FISCHER IS JUST A PHOTO COPY THAT I'VE INCLUDED WITH THIS ALBUM AND WAS ONLY INCLUDED IN A VERY FEW WHITE LABEL PROMO RELEASES OF THIS 2 LP SET, AND OUT OF THE MAYBE 20 WHITE LABEL PROMO COPIES OF THIS LP I'VE EVER FOUND IN 35+ YEARS THERE WAS ONLY ONE WHICH HAD A PHOTO IN THERE. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT IT YOU COULD ALWAYS USE IT TO WIPE YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OR SOMETHING?

SIMPLY PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD INCLUDING: " AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST WILD MAN FISCHER ALBUM, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", " I'M SIMPLY A HIPPIE THAT THINKS EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE. SO QUIT CALLING MY MAMA NASTY NAMES AND SEND ME THIS ALBUM. OK REV?", " SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE WILD MAN FISCHER WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ". COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE ALREADY YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY BUYING TRIPLE CHEESE CATTLE BURGERS AT YOUR LOCAL CORNHOLE CATTLE BURGER BARN. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN , AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING.

$10.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$14.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$24.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SO CHECK OUT MY FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT , AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX,  BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR, THE TUBES AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH 'N HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME DECREPIT GEEZER. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?