1979 FRANK ZAPPA SHEIK YERBOUTI 2LP PROMO SET HUGE ORIG 36X36 PROMO POSTER + AD

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MARCH 3RD 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHEIK YERBOUTI - U.S.A. RARE 'N' EXCITING PROMO KIT - IT INCLUDES THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD COVER WITH THE WARNING STICKER TO AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY AND REVIEW ALL OF THE LYRICS ON THE FRONT COVER, GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK AND ALL OF THE LYRICS ARE PRINTED ON THE GLOSSY PAPER INNER SLEEVES - - BUT PERHAPS THE BEST PART OF ALL IS THAT IT INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL HUGE 36X36 INCHES - PROMO POSTER - THE ALBUM PROMO COPIES THAT INCLUDED THE POSTER WERE MANY TIMES SENT TO RECORD STORES FOLDED IN THE HOPE THAT THEY WOULD DISPLAY IT. THIS ONE WAS ORIGINALLY SENT IN A POSTER SHIPPING TUBE SO THERE'S NO FOLDS WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT SEPARATELY IN A SHIPPING TUBE  - ZAPPA RECORDS - SRZ-2-1501 - BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS EXCITING LISTING IS THE ORIGINAL APRIL 5TH 1979 - 10 X 13 1/2 SHEIK YERBOUTI ALBUM AD THAT WAS PRINTED IN ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE. IT HAS A FOLD IN THE CENTER AND WILL GET SENT WITH THE ALBUM - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS, READ THE DETAILED DESCRIPTION BELOW AND BUY IT TODAY - YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.

THE SHEIK YERBOUTI POSTER HAS A PIN OR TACK HOLE IN EACH CORNER. LIGHT INDENTATIONS AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE ONE TAPE MARK ON THE BACK. ALSO THERE'S SHEIK YERBOUTI WRITTEN REALLY SMALL IN ONE CORNER ON THE BACK AND SHEIK YERBOUTI ZAPPA WRITTEN IN THE OTHER CORNER. YOU CAN'T SEE THEM WHEN LOOKING AT THE POSTER FROM THE FRONT AND YOU CAN BARELY SEE THEM LOOKING AT THE BACK. BUT YOU CAN CHECK IT ALL OUT IF YOU WANNA STICK YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE IN FRONT OF PHOTO #3 WHICH SHOWS THE ENTIRE BACK OF THE POSTER. LIKE I SAID THE POSTER HASN'T BEEN FOLDED WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT SEPARATELY IN A SHIPPING TUBE. KINDA' LOOKS LIKE THE PIECE OF CARDBOARD YOU FIND IN THE CENTER OF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER WHEN YOU RUN OUT AND DON'T WIPE YOUR FECES CAKED BUTTOCKS. EXCEPT MUCH MORE LONGER AND WIDER.

THE ROLLING STONE AD HAS SOME YELLOWING AND A FOLD IN THE CENTER WHICH MEANS IT'LL GET SENT IN THE SAME BOX WITH THE ALBUM. 

THE ALBUM COVER HAS THE AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY STICKER ON THE FRONT AND GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK. LOOKS LIKE A SMALL STICKER WAS REMOVED IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER ON THE FRONT RIGHT ABOVE THE AUDITION BEFORE AIRPLAY STICKER. THERE A CREASE IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER ABOVE THAT AND ALSO A SMALLER ONE ON THE BACK. LIGHT WEAR AND NO SEAM SPLITS, TAPE OR WRITING. CHECK IT ALL OUT IN THE PHOTOS.

BOTH RECORDS LOOK GREAT AND PLAY PERFECT. NO SCRATCHES. ONE OR TWO SMALL FAINT SCUFFS ON SIDE A WAS ALL I COULD SEE AND NONE ON THE OTHER SIDES. THE RECORDS INCLUDE THE ORIGINAL GLOSSY PAPER SONG LYRICS / INFORMATION INNER SLEEVES. SOME LIGHT INDENTATIONS WITH A FEW INCHES SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE SEAM ON ONE OF THEM AND TWO ON THE OTHER ONE. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO REINSERT THE RECORDS BACK IN THE ORIGINAL SLEEVES AS THE RECORD COME IN SOME NICE HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVES THAT WILL KEEP THESE RECORDS LOOKING SHARP FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE OVER THE ALBUM COVER. SO WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT? HUH?

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: I HAVE BEEN IN YOU - FLAKES - BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR AS*HOLES - I'M SO CUTE.

SIDE B OOZES OUT: JONES CRUSHER - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FUN IN THE WORLD - RAT TAMAGO - WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO SOMETHING REAL - BOBBY BROWN - RUBBER SHIRT - THE SHEIK YERBOUTI TANGO.

SIDE C WIPES UP: BABY SNAKES - TRYIN' TO GROW A CHIN - CITY OF TINY LITES - DANCIN' FOOL - JEWISH PRINCESS.

SIDE D FLUSHES DOWN: WILD LOVE - YO' MAMA.

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE PROMO POSTER HAS NEVER BEEN FOLDED, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT IN A LONG SHIPPING TUBE. KINDA' LOOKS LIKE THE CARDBOARD CENTER PIECE YOU FIND WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER AND DON'T WIPE YOUR FECES CAKED BUNGHOLE. EXCEPT A LOT LONGER AND MUCH WIDER.

$18.00 FOR SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL, I'LL HAVE TO SEND THE POSTER  BY PRIORITY MAIL AND THE RECORD WITH THE ROLLING STONES AD IN A CARDBOARD RECORD MAILER BY MEDIA MAIL. WHICH MEANS THE POSTER WILL SHOW UP LONG BEFORE THE ACTUAL RECORD AND AD ARRIVES. SO I DON'T WANNA BE HEARING: HEY MAN, WHERE'S MY RECORD MAN? YOU FORGOT TO SEND MY RECORD AND AD MAN. OK LARRY?

NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?