FRANK ZAPPA GRAND FUNK STAR TREK ALICE COOPER GET OFF ANTI-DRUG RADIO SPOTS LP

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NOVEMBER 11TH 1972 - GET OFF - - IN MOST SPOTS MUSIC BY THAT ARTIST PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE THE ARTIST DELIVERS A MESSAGE ABOUT NOT USING DRUGS - SOME FUNNY ONES TOO - WHILE THE SONG "18" IS PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND ALICE COOPER SAYS THAT IF HE CATCHES YOU USING DRUGS HE'LL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR PUPPY'S THROAT - ON FRANK ZAPPA'S SPOT IS THE THEME OF "UNCLE MEAT" GETS PLAYED WHILE FRANK SAYS HIS ANTI-DRUG MESSAGE - WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND GETS PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND OF MARK FARNER'S MESSAGE - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - - A PRETTY COOL HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD LP - MOST SPOTS ARE 30 SECONDS, SOME ARE 60 SECONDS AND A FEW ARE LESS - THIS ALBUM WAS SENT TO RADIO STATIONS BY THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF PROGRESSIVE RADIO ANNOUNCERS - THE RECORD WAS PRESSED BY MCA RECORDS - READ THE FULL LIST OF ARTISTS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - THE PHOTOS SEEN IN THIS RARE AND EXCITING LISTING ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE ACTUAL ITEM WHICH SOMEBODY'S LUCKY BEHIND WILL RECEIVE, AND NO PHOTOS OF SOME RARE AND EXCITING PERKY UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES HAVE BEEN ADDED IN A BLATANT ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS ITEM APPEAR MORE EXCITING THAN IT ALREADY IS - . SO THEY'RE 100% SAFE FOR YEZ TO CHECK OUT WITHOUT BURNING IN THE ETERNAL DAMNATION FIRE OR GETTING HAIRY PALMS OR SOMETHIN' - - RIGHT LARRY?.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THIS ALBUM WOULD SELL FOR HUNDREDS AND THIS ONE IS PROBABLY IN THE BEST CONDITION THAT I'VE EVER HAD ONE IN MY 35+ YEARS OF FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RELENTLESS PURSUITS FOR COLLECTING AND TRADING. I'VE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO FIND 3 OR 4 OF THESE SINCE 1972. I STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST ONE WHICH I FOUND ON THE WALL OF A RECORD STORE IN LOS ANGELES FOR $120 AND IT WAS SO BEAT UP THAT I PASSED ON IT THE FIRST TIME, BUT OF COURSE I CAME BACK A FEW DAYS LATER TO PURCHASE IT. IT'S JUST TOO COOL AND THIS ONE IS IN GREAT CONDITION.

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR AT THE BEAUTIFUL OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH REAL ESTATE OFFICE IN DOWN. DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . SO ARE YOU OR ANOTHER OAF TO BE NAMED LATER THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, GIRL / BOY FRIENDS AND / OR MISTRESS AS WELL AS CO-WORKERS DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOUR FRANK ZAPPA COLLECTION ISN'T MONSTROUS ENOUGH? WELL THERE'S NO REASON TO BE ASHAMED SINCE THIS PROBLEM HAS BECOME PRETTY MUCH COMMONPLACE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES, AND I REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND JUST MIGHT PROVIDE THE SECRET CLUES YEZ MIGHT NEED TO RESOLVE THIS PROBLEM. SIMPLY ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND INSERT YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. PLENTY OF RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA STUFF IS STILL LURKING IN THERE BUT BE WARNED; IT'S KINDA' TIGHT IN THERE WITH ALL OF THAT STUFF SO WE SUGGEST THAT YEZ BRING IN SOME GREASE WITH YEZ IN THE EVENT THAT YEZ GET STUCK. BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T WANNA HAVE TO CONTACT THE CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO ON IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUTTA THERE WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: BATDORF & RODNEY - BLACK OAK ARKANSAS - BREWER & SHIPLEY - HARRY CHAPIN - CHICAGO - CISCO KID - JUDY COLLINS - ALICE COOPER - PAPA JOHN CREACH - JIM CROCE - DOOBIE BROTHERS - DR. HOOK AND THE MEDICINE SHOW - DR. JOHN THE NGHT TRIPPER - EAGLES - FANNY - GRAND FUNK - GRATEFUL DEAD - GUESS WHO - HOLLIES - ELVIN JONES.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: B.B. KING - AL KOOPER - LOGGINS & MESSINA - TAJ MAHAL - MAHAVISHNU JOHN McLAUGHLIN - NEW RIDER OF THE PURPLE SAGE - PHIL OCHS - O'JAYS - RINGO - SHA-NA-NA - SIEGL-SCHWALL BAND - RAVI SHANKAR - STAPLE SINGERS - STAR TREK - SYLVESTER & HIS HOT BAND - LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III - WAR - DIONNE WARWICKE - TIM WEISBERG - WOLFMAN JACK - STEVIE WONDER - FRANK ZAPPA .

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER LOOKS GREAT. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALMOST 40 YEAS OLD THERE'S ONLY VERY LIGHT RING WEAR. A LITTLE EDGE WEAR BUT NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. THE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, ONE OF THE BEST ONES I'VE SEEN AND I'VE ONLY SEEN AROUND 3 OR 4 OF THESE EVER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY GREAT. A LITTLE BIT OF SURFACE NOISE IN A FEW PLACES BUT WAY BACK IN THE BACKGROUND. ALL OF THE SPOTS ARE CLEARLY HEARD. LIKE I SAY SOUND GREAT. ALSO WHEN LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THIS RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS NOTHING THAT I'D CALL A SCRATCH, MAYBE A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS BUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SERIOUS, OH YEAH, I WOULDN'T DESCRIBE THE VINYL AS A HEAVY VINYL PRESSING, BUT IT'S NOT VERY LIGHT EITHER WHICH IS GREAT FOR A RECORD THAT WAS PRESSED TO ONLY BE PLAYED ON THE RADIO ONCE.THE RECORD COMES WITH A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT....., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

SIMPLY PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT. IT'S FUN AND EASY. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE, BUT SINCE I WANT MY LISTINGS TO LOOK LIKE THOSE OF THE BIG TIME SELLERS WHO JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERY ASPECT OF BUYING ANYTHING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: . BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF. . MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT JACKASS IN THE BOX. . ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE [B} BLIMP JACK O' LOAF LARRY'S MOTHER  THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .   ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE, CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AND AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN THREE  FEET FROM YOUR MAIN BODY FRAME. PERSONS THAT WEAR PANTS AND KEEP THEIR WALLETS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS CAUSING THEIR ALREADY HUGE BUTTOCKS TO PROTRUDE EVEN FURTHER, MAY REMOVE THOSE WALLETS TO QUALIFY.

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$14.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS,  , AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT.  ALSO I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, SIR LORD BALTIMORE, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND PLENTY OF OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION TO MY E-BAY STORE REMAINS REMAINS FREE.. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?