FRANK ZAPPA LIVE ARK BOSTON RARE PINK VINYL LP MOTHERS OF INVENTION LUMINOUS CVR

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FRANK'S MOTHERS OF INVENTION - SPECIAL EDITION! PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED PERFORMANCES RECORDED LIVE AT THE ARK IN BOSTON 1968 - THIS IS THE RARE EDITION MADE IN ITALY PRESSED ON PINK VINYL - - I REMEMBER SEEING THE REGULAR ARK LP ON BLACK VINYL SOMETIME IN THE LATER 80'S AT RECORD STORES IN THE U.S.A. AND THIS LP WAS PROBABLY MADE AROUND THAT SAME TIME - HAS THE HEAVY CARDBOARD JACKET WITH THE LUMINOUS TYPE OF PASTE ON COVER SLICKS ON BOTH SIDES - MADE IN ITALY AND PRESSED ON THE AMAZING KORNFONE RECORDS LABEL - SO IT'S EITHER THE NUMBER OF THE LIMITED PRESSING OR THE CATALOG NUMBER - -CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS N' SQUEEZE YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA ITEMS WHICH ARE FESTERING IN THERE - BUT BE CAREFUL AND BRING SOME GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT YO' BEHIND GETS STUCK DUE TO SPACE LIMITATIONS AND THE FACT THAT IT'S PRETTY TIGHT IN THERE - BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T WANNA DISCOVER THAT YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND GOT STUCK AND HAVE TO CALL THE CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO ON THERE AND PRY YOUR BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR - OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: BIG LEG EMMA - SOME BALLET MUSIC - STATUS BACK BABY - VALAIRE - MY GUITAR.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: UNCLE MEAT / KING KONG .

HEAVY CARDBOARD JACKET WITH A LUMINOUS TYPE OF PASTE ON COVER SLICKS ON BOTH SIDES. NO REAL RING WEAR JUST A LITTLE AGE WEAR WEAR MOSTLY SEEN ON THE BACK . NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NO, NO, NO, NO. OK? - SEE PHOTOS -

NO SCRATCHES OR SCUFFS THAT I COULD FIND ON EITHER PLAYING SURFACES WHEN LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED EM' 'ROUND N' 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB. BOTH SIDES PLAY WITH SOME STATIC TYPE OF BACKGROUND NOISE WHICH WAS COMMON FOR COLOR VINYL MADE IN THE 70'S AND 80'S, IT'S NOT DUE TO ANY WEAR OR ANYTHING ON THE PAYING SURFACES. THERE'S AN ITALIAN TAX STAMP ON THE SIDE TWO LABEL. BOTH ARE COOL PRINTED LABELS. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THE ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM STINKIN' EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER ", " I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SITS ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING? ", " AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART N' BUY AN APRON, MOP AND BROOM FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IF YOU WANNA DISCOVER IF YOU AND YOUR TRANSACTION QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, I LIKE TO MAKE IT A BIG HASSLE AND FORCE PEOPLE TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE-BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

A MERE $3.33 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA, AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT I'LL ACTUALLY SEND IT PACKED IN A BOX, NOT TAPED UP INSIDE OF SOME BROWN GROCERY BAG AS HAS BEEN THE CASE BY SOME IDIOTS CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING TO THE USA. YEAH, IF YOU SIMPLY CAN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF ANY LONGER AND NEED IT REALLY FAST SIMPLY CHOOSE THE PRIORITY MAIL OPTION, AND I'LL RUSH ON OVER THERE AND TELL EM' THEY HAD BETTER GET IT TO YOU QUICK BECAUSE YEZ JUST GOTTA HAVE IT. . OK LARRY? 

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?