SEYMOUR SWINE HYSTERICAL SINGLE OF BLUE CHRISTMAS

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ORIGINAL 1985 LIMITED SINGLE BY SEYMOUR SWINE AND THE SQUEELERS TITLED BLUE CHRISTMAS NEAR MINT!

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This amazing recording is the ultimate addition to any Christmas novelty record collection. Extremely scarce, this limited issue single has Seymour Swine stuttering his way through the most hysterical rendition of Blue Christmas you will ever hear. Also, to this day, I do not think this record has ever been issued on a CD. Same rendition is on both sides, so when you wear out one side you can play the other. More good news is this copy is near mint! This was my in store play copy I used to spin during the Holidays, and I almost always I sold one of my stock copies to a customer every time I played it. This is my last copy! Bid often and high, you will never regret any value you invest into this collectable artifact. Guaranteed as described and winner is obligated for shipping cost. Thank you.

I don't mind rational inquiries and questions that are pertinent to my individual auction listings, but please, before contacting me with any question, read my entire item description and my auction related information. I do not respond to any nonsensical e-mails, to include requests for shipping cost (shipping cost provided, just click on calculate), and I do not accept offers to close auction and sell at Buy It Now. I will contact winning bidder, usually within 24 hours of auction close and provide shipping and payment details. I accept Paypal, but if buyer requests, I will accomodate with check or money order. (If you don't use Paypal, Postal Money Orders, Domestic & Universal are safe, inexpensive & convenient). Cash is accepted for COD (cash on delivery) or for in person transactions. Please, payments must be received within 14 days of my initial invoice providing total cost.

Currently all my sales are only through ebay auctions. I do not accept want lists or special requests, simply not enough hours in the day. thank you for your understanding.

COMBINED SHIPPING - MULTIPLE BIDS POLICY - PLEASE READ

Yes, I am willing to combine wins to save you shipping cost and I always look forward to multiple bidding, most of my regular customers bid on multiple items and combine. I ask all who plan on combining wins to abide by my multiple bid policy. Please, if you win item(s) and are considering future bid(s) on item(s) currently listed, you are still obligated to pay your first invoice in a prompt manner. Simply let me know with your first win(s) payment that you may combine future items and I will set aside your auction win(s) and combine all your items within a 14 day period.

SHIPPING COSTS

DOMESTIC: Shipping cost is actual postage plus $1.00 to help defer cost of professional packaging materials, handling and delivery confirmation. I will always try to ship bulk orders the least expensive option, either Media Mail or Parcel Post, unless Priority Mail is requested. Delivery confirmation is included on all shipments. Illinois residents only must include 7.5% sales tax.
OVERSEAS: Charge will be determined by weight, country and value of content. ALL INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS OVER $50.00 VALUE MUST BE SHIPPED PRIORITY AIR (includes partial to full insurance coverage, additional insurance may be required on some items). I will continue to ship under 4 pound parcels 1st Class Air if under $50.00, but buyer agrees that I am not responsible for lost or stolen articles that are not insured. The shipping fees provided are actual postage cost plus $1.00 packaging fee on all shipments. Please enter your location and know your total shipping cost prior to bidding. If shipping cost is an issue with you on my auctions, please do not bid. Import duty, taxes or other monetary requirements associated with destination country are the buyers responsibility. Items are entered as auction goods.

All records are professionally packaged and shipped in heavy duty cardboard mailers with stiff cardboard flats. Larger shipments are all shipped in new boxes designed to accomodate records and packaging. I do not use the Priority Mail International Flat-Rate Boxes provided by the US Post Office. I know shipping in the Flat-Rate Box is less shipping cost, but boxes are too small and not sturdy enough to protect records properly. Please do not ask me to ship in the Flat-Rate Boxes. Thank you.

RECORD GRADING FOR 45'S
Bargain lot items are visually graded. Individual auction records are play graded. I place emphasis on play grade, maintain the highest professional standards, do spot check play grading on all individual auction items and always provide an accurate visual grade and label appearance. I play grade on a quality system with a high end cartridge in order to maintain a strict and undisguised play grade. I always keep my grading simple and fair and will not subject my customers to a proliferation of meaningless grades. If a record plays between two grades I always apply the lesser grade, I don't create a grade in an attempt to articulate a borderline evaluation.

nm....near mint, minimal to no surface noise and showing no major signs of wear. General groove appearance is excellent to like new and record has no imperfections. I have learned from over 30 years of experience that "mint" is too strong of a grading for a used 45 record evaluation. The only records that are entitled a "mint" grade on my listings are my new unplayed and unhandled store stock items.
vg+...very good plus, showing some signs of minor wear with minimal extraneous surface noise. No major imperfections. Grooves may have minor scuffs or surface scratches. A very playable and acceptable copy.
vg....very good, somewhat worn and mishandled copy with audible extraneous surface noise. Grooves may have visual scuffs and scratches. Still a very playable copy.
I do not auction poor condition 45's with cracks, deep scratches, digs, severe edge chips, closed grooves or severely warped and I do not artificially gloss any of my records.

GUARANTEE
Retail music is my full time occupation. Your satisfaction is important to me. I guarantee everything I sell and will be cooperative and understanding towards any of my valued customers who genuinely feel I may have not maintained my grading standards, have overlooked a flaw or manufacturing defect, or have mistakenly misrepresented an item. Postage for a returned item is your responsibility and returned item must be received in same condition as originally shipped. If you are fair, courteous and reasonable with me I will be the same towards you.